Woolver

River Song. When The Doctor & I visited the wool peoples planet something strange happened. Im wool now & 12 inches high!

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

My woolly husband has disappeared, my adoptive daddy @BeardedDalek has gone on manoeuvres too so I really need adventures

All applicants considered

#DWRP

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome She’d be in here like a SHOT!

*Giggles*

Do say hello from time to time, I’m never too busy for you

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome No thank you, I think he’s built a home nest in here and it wouldn’t be fair to remove him

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome Oh well, I can jump in your pocket and go on that rollercoaster with you some other time in the future, or past. Drop me off in Leadworth. I’ll visit mum

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome Oh… I was enjoying it, even though you don’t want me getting in the way. And I’ve done my best to not get under your feet… literally

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome Why? What did I do now? I came back, had a wash, and stayed put

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild Oooh I wish I had a camera just then! That’d be one for the album. Off you pop

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild Goodbye Master, don’t be a stranger

*she giggled*

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild So you believe me eh? With no proof at all? How gullible you are. I don’t need help, I was bored and wanted him to turn up

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild Yes, a genetic one that turned me into a Yarnian. But before you get any ideas, it compressed my strength and concentrated it too

*she placed her hand on the floor*

Step on my hand, you won’t hurt me

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild I was Human but I got a virus on the Yarnian home world which changed me. Yes, that’s my name. I usually call and he comes running, but he seems to have disappeared of late

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@InfamousChild Oh nooooo, not YOU! I’m small enough already so don’t you DARE use that shrinking machine of yours on me!! OR ELSE!!!

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

Hello hello?!
This is River Song
If you can hear me Doctor
I need your help!!

Please come and rescue meeeee!

#DWRP

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TimeyWimey14th Oooh so that’s why I thought you were older back at the library. I thought it was THIS you. Hello sweetie

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome Good! You’ve got sense. I’ll leave a trail of woolly footprints though, just in case you get lost

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome If you get into trouble, give me a shout and I’ll come and find you. The TARDIS can find you anywhere

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome Weeeeeeell, what if one of these beetle things got your friend? I’m fine, I’ll put myself in a washing machine when we get back

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@TARDISisHome *Pops out from a vine, looking a bit mucky*

I hope there aren’t any giants ones still about… ooh I’ve just had a horrible thought

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

It’s very very quiet around here

*taps the inside of your screen^*

Hello, you there! A small but perfectly formed woolly River needs some fun!!

^(If she can break out of Stormcage she can break the 4th wall)

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

@SteelDalek1 Noooooooooo

[Woolver @WoolverSong]

Shhhh! They’re justified ancients of mumu

[Steel Dalek @SteelDalek1]

I thought they drove an ice cream van