Matt Stambaugh

[Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark @ScaryStoriesMov]

August 2019 just got scary.
From acclaimed director André Øvredal and Academy Award-winner Guillermo del Toro, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is in theaters this summer.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

How the Night King got the chains on Viserion 😂💀 #GameOfThrones

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

Season 7 Kill-Count:

Jon Snow - 0
Daenerys - 0
Dragons - 0
White Walkers - 0
Cersei - 0
The Mountain - 0
Arya Stark - 50+

#GameofThrones

[Matt Stambaugh @WoolyMattoth]

Round 2! Still 1st in line like always. Call me Mr. right @mickeyavalon

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

The replica ark cost $100 million.
With $100 mil, @CUREIntl could eradicate clubfoot in India.
...and have $94 million left over.

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

KD going to the Warriors would be like if I decided to fight for the White Walkers...

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Started from the bottom, now I'm King in the North. #GameOfThrones https://t.co/xvUDwHXW8A

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

In case you missed it, here's Ned Stark's appearance in the Battle of the Bastards. #GameOfThrones

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

Classic #GameofThrones

[Game of Thrones Cast @GoT_Cast]

While Kit Harington was filming one of the most anticipated scenes in TV history he was wearing Uggs.

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

Oklahoma to me is just like a story I know called, "The Puppy Who Lost His Way."

[Matt Stambaugh @WoolyMattoth]

Life goals: Drink like a dwarf. Smoke like a wizard. Party like a hobbit. Stack coin like Smaug.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

White Walker jokes

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

I'm spending my #NewYearsDay in Dorne

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Ugh. Feeling better going to hit the gym- the gin sorry. The gin.

[Matt Stambaugh @WoolyMattoth]

First time stillwatering?

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Just finished tying my shoes. So that's enough of a work out for today. Where's the vodka?