woopi goldberg

Im Woopi you might know me from Sister Act 3 , ive got loads of stories about filmstars , im a bit down on my luck and hitting the pipe hard .

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

Down an alley letting Fat John do what he wants for a puff on his pipe bitch

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@I_am_KenBarlow Who the fuck is Bill Roach? The only Roach i know is in the end of my crack pipe bitch!

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@WhatsThatSooty I used to love working with your cousin Kermit

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@_IanBeale_ Make Woopi squeal

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@FuckingBumder_ They do they also appreciate good spelling bitch

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

Just sang Respect on Hollywood Boulevard for 5 dollars, easy money bitches!

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@SimonCowell Has anyone ever told you that you look like the bloke off Britains got talent?

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

Just got off the phone with George Lucas he said im in the running for cashier number 2 in ET the return, i almost pissed

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

Playing a sweet beat on a garbage can and a couple of sticks #HomelessInstrument

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@russell_kane Have you ever wondered what Ted Danson looks like naked? Woopi could tell you and make you have nightmares

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

Just had to fight a stray dog for my hotdog, i won easy, time for some sweet pipe music now

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@_IanBeale_ Have you ever thought of coming to Hollywood? Give my manager a ring and woopi will hook you up

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@russell_kane Wouldn't call you amusing thats for sure

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@therealgokwan Sort me out Gok ive only got an old shell suit, how can i look smart for auditions?

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@Wretch32 Top rapper i work out in my alley to your songs

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@iamwill Hook me up on the voice didn't you see me singing in Sister Act?

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@FuckingBumder_ You look fat

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@lemontwittor What's the chances of me getting on juice? Go on we can hit a sweet pipe after

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

@SimonCowell Ever thought of having a washed up filmstar on your judging panel?

[woopi goldberg @WoopiGoldberg]

#3YearsYouBelongWithMe I love you crackpipe