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we don't know what happened to your order

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@woot @cfknudsen

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@woot you're the worst

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@xkeepah

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hey everybody, we've moved all our operations to @woot. so please follow us there if you don't already. we love you fiercely

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🎶 dashing thru the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
o'er the fields we go
i lost a contact lens

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IT'S THURSDAY! If today isn't good please contact the god Odin and tell him his son isn't doing his job.

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If you were a planet, what planet would you be? LIKE AND DISCUSS

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over the river and through the woods/ to grandmother's house we go/we already know the wifi is going to be terrible

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TOP TIPS FOR TREE DECORATION
-hang that ornament there
-hang that one there
-jeez this is boring
-2 ornaments is fine

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what's sadder about the end of 2016, that we still have more mondays or that we're almost out of fridays

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MONDAY AFFIRMATIONS
- "i DO matter"
- "i trust my intuition"
- "if carl mentions westworld one more time i will throw a chair at him"

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snow is just the recycled urine of the great philosophers of old, falling on your face

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why doesn't apple ever start their new product release speech with HOW BOUT DESE APPLES EH

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BUCKET LIST
-red bucket
-yellow bucket
-blue bucket
-another red bucket
-green bucket

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what if spam bots are reaching out to say hello in the only language they know: capitalism

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@danco you should join the marketing team

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hello i am twitter horse. want to share an apple? i sleep standing up!

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seriously, how can they resist the temptation to make a Rogue One II

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@WootLive IT'S #WESTWORLDSEASONTWO YOU TYPO-RIDDEN FREAK

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no you guys who do you think the man in black REALLY is #westwordseasontwo