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[🔻🍉🌊🍉🔻 @outerspacepace]

This is because women are born with all of their eggs, the eggs are protected from mutations, while men are constantly making new sperm, which mutates thousands of times, because the dna isn’t protected like it is in the ovum cell. This is my fav story to tell. Haha

[/ @privaz3tte]

Life’s too funny man this is udinese’s goalie

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Wait until Monday..

[Esquire 🌺 @NovoRomantic]

I’m really an amateur at this capitalism thing ngl

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

thot daughter

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

This is so crazy for me to read cuz I was once at a bar in Jersey watching a patriots game and some dude was just randomly like “yo you know he fucks with dudes too right?” And we all just looked at him like he was crazy for both knowing and sharing the gay gossip, but he a right

[AccordinglyWord @WordAccordingly]

@loveislandusa Green line theory only 1 pass

[cole @juul_survivor]

My dad texting me a grocery list while I'm at happy hour and I remembered that's why I left the house in the first place...

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

£3.99 for a KFC Mini Fillet Burger which used to be 99p. They’ve lost their Kentucky fried fucking minds.

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

No matter how much you avoid wahala at work it will find you. Someone curiously asked me “how are you finding your role as a senior associate” I nonchalantly replied “yeah it’s fine, it’s interesting). This person went and told a senior person I said I’m struggling looool

[AccordinglyWord @WordAccordingly]

@comelybia Good father

[AccordinglyWord @WordAccordingly]

@conradfshr This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[! @iNumberV]

13 players got sent off and all of them only received a one game ban, except Quansah who got two just in case England faces Messi in the semis 👍🏽

[‎‏ً @CHA6NYE_]

the niggas on the ride home 6 years later

[2.0 @blixberrie]

National rail? Fine. The tube? Fuck off

[Meg @heirmeg]

LMAOOOOOOO my mother be in the drive through asking for shit fried hard like girl they do not give a fuck

[Salvatoré 🇸🇪 @erroorr4404]

L’entrée de Jean Philippe Mateta

[Maff @maffinaround]

English football press is so funny man. "Hey world's best striker Erling Haaland, our starting centre back is playing with an injury that will stop him from running at full speed. Just thought you'd want to know ahead of our World Cup knockout match"

[jess @j3ssea]

lo que sube tu profesor cuando estas esperando las notas hace 3 semanas

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

The fact that this meme is the same context 😭😭