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Shit our advisor says.

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I am not here to give you a life. I am here to take your life and give you a thesis.

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Life is tough out there.

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Language models are like a stopped clock, they're right twice a day, but you don't know when.

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Lunch is for the weak!

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I get better at finding my way back home after an MRI, because I am magnetised!

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I think this water is dairy free, so I should be ok.

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Innovation is not a goal of companies that make money. Companies that don’t make money are the only ones that want innovation.

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110V?! We eat 110V for breakfast!

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My mustache is perfect.

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What you build will be horrible and unusable, because it’s built in your own image.

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Our mission: Remove science and art from the political debate. They are about humanity, not politics.

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It just proves that anyone can grow up to be president… You don’t even have to grow up.

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I like lighthouses.

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No - that’s just my attitude. I’m anti-everything.

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Cleaning up is lossy compression. Lossless cleaning is just stuffing things into a smaller box.

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Not everything that exists in the world is a bad idea.

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Entering the password on this phone is the most nerve-wracking thing I could live through.

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"News systematically misinforms the public." -Pinker

"But the only thing worse is not having anything at all." -Lippman

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They say "Fiat currency" like it's a curse worse. And it could be! Fiat you!

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Alright. It's done. But there's blood everywhere.