Joanne Pires

#SpaceBasket, marketing professional & looking for an adventure around every corner...

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

Proud of Canada & George St. Pierre tonight! #FirstTimeUFC #GoCanada

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

"Ms. Pires, we're getting an engineer to come look at your car & figure out what's wrong." #ThingsYouNeverWantToHear #ItsABrandNewCarPeople

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

@CTV_Television can you please go back to the cowboys game? the game has started.

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

Harris: there's so much fake news out there, I'm really getting bored of the whole thing. Read that Clint Eastwood died & told people that.

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

On sequels being bad...
Harris: You see, like Jason Bourne.
Chris: The next one will be called "The Bourne Redundancy."

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

on women getting ready
harris: after cohabitating with a woman, i don't know what takes you guys so long to get ready & me even longer...

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

on feminine equivalent names
me: joanne is the feminine version of john
harris: is sarah for sebastian? cindy for cyril? #StuffHarrisSays

[JHarrisZ @jharrisz]

What's the oldest question in the history of mankind? Adam asking Eve day after God created her "what are doing for lunch?" @WordOnTheJo

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

I have no fear of the deer! #WeTheNorth cheering on the 6

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

the day @jharrisz made clucking noises while opening a kinder surprise egg...

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

This ironic statement:

Make sure there aren't any grammatical mistakes etc

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

Harris [on shared calendars]: Isn't Outlook Latin for 'Your Eyes Only'? #StuffHarrisSays @jharrisz

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

I know I've done my job as an older sister when my 14 yr old sis belts out 'Gimme Sympathy' by @Metric with me. Music education now complete

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

Harris: "So Laurena came home with honeydew, a cantaloupe & a pineapple." This has to be the fruit edition of "three guys walked into a bar"

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

when you find a grey eyebrow hair...

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

When your immigrant parents are complaining about Canadian immigration...

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

you know there's too much estrogen in the office when we make harris watch a scene from "the little mermaid." we think he secretly loved it.

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

"today we celebrate smart, successful, authentic, beautiful & courageous women like you," i say to myself. my personalities clap wildly.

[Joanne Pires @WordOnTheJo]

The time I didn't want to share my Panna Cotta, so I told my family it was tofu so they wouldn't eat it #DontMessWithMeAndMyDessert