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[WordTrump @WordTrump]

If you value WordPress and our people, then let's get serious. There is one month left. Get working. Defeat Trump.

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[WordTrump @WordTrump]

The plan had been to end this account on November 7th. But after this last weekend, it's time to finish early. The time for mockery is over.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Trump almost certainly knows nothing about WordPress. But his ignorance of our community and values makes him no less of a threat.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

The WordPress community grows through openness and sharing. We strive to be inclusive of everyone, embracing and encouraging diversity.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Make no mistake: Trump stands in direct opposition to everything that the WordPress community strives for.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

There's humor in imagining Trump in the WordPress world. It's similar to a hippy in charge of Microsoft: someone in totally the wrong place.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

It's time to wrap this up. Running this parody account is cathartic, but the joke is wearing off Donald Trump. Some closing thoughts ...

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@nacin Agreed. Had a few closing lines ready for November 7, but will post those, and then close this weekend.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

What a BIG LEAGUE week for Trump! So many scandals that even this parody account had a plagiarism scandal! All publicity is good publicity!

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

I need to find my Mike Pence or Sarah Palin. Who is most Trump-like? Who should I pick as my running mate and Apprentice?

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@helenhousandi and @aaronjorbin made me proud with their hurricane image. America got to see my world-class judgment in choosing their work.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Of course it's on Squarespace! https://t.co/OUWraIEx1O

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Thoughts & prayers with the millions of people in the path of Hurricane Matthew.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Yes! After years of failed Capital P tyranny, we need change. https://t.co/HPR3xSJ89G

[Robert @robertdall]

Oh @kylexitron you think your so funny. Only @WordTrump would do that and think he could get away with it.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Thanks to @marcuscouch we have an exclusive photo of Julian Assange delivering his October Surprise earlier this morning

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@marcuscouch is that Julian Assange on the screen in the photo? Does he have my October Surprise ready yet?

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@add_action_dan @DerpPress Absolutely. I'm a genius. I make the best deals, But, I lost $1 billion investing in Habari and Movable Type.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@westonruter because WordPress people are mostly hippies and ultra liberals who don't wash often enough

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

@devolute sorry, this account has filed Chapter 11. No refunds.

[WordTrump @WordTrump]

Where is @rzen's sex tape? https://t.co/yjk400Yq4H

[Brian Richards @rzen]

We have the best shortcodes. You won’t believe how great these are. They’re yuge. /cc @WordTrump