Ashley Sargent

My version of Live, Laugh, Love is Tacos, La Croix, Sarcasm.

[Jeremy Slater @jerslater]

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

I just want Bernie to run on stage with a steel chair. #Debates2020

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

This made my whole life. I give you my sister....and my Mom 😂😂😂

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@bcfleming @ChristinaPantz And Becca whaaaaaat are you doing?

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@bcfleming @ChristinaPantz If you will, I will.
I already have the dye

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@FredTJoseph hey! Im a caregiving for a #disabledveteran. Lost my income due to #COVIDー19 anything you can give would help! #cashapp $AshleySargent84
#RENTRELIEF

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@FredTJoseph #COVID19 #rentrelief

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

I relate to the guy in the first Saw movie because I too would rather cut off my own leg than have to do an escape room with a stranger

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

I checked in at Jamms Restaurant on #Yelp https://t.co/B2PWWQmhwb

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

Wow

[Cane @Caneisthename]

So my nephew was Matt Foley for Halloween. This is one of the best impersonations Ive ever seen. Maybe my proudest moment as an uncle 😂
@nbcsnl

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

I've been hiding out in my house for 3 days trying not to infect the world with this cold-virus-plague. I am..bored/exhausted/dyingforRLadultconversation.

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@MonstersInMy_ Love u

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

Well if I didn't need yet another reason to avoid Stbx - here it is.

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

Oh man. Ppl are DUMB. - NY is full of immigrants already and professor jobs are also stocked full - cuz, INTELLIGENCE ISN'T JUST FOR AMERICANS.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

I sometimes get letters from anti-immigrant types who claim that I just don't get it. One type says "How would you feel if New York was full of immigrants?" The other says, "How would you feel if immigrants were competing for professor jobs?" (2 of the 3 Nobelists foreign-born)

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@Reverend_Lyn @RichJaeger @USCISCuccinelli Of course they don't count. Hypocrisy at its finest.

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@bcfleming Bish, you’re 21. Fuuuuuckkkkk off - said with lots of 💓

[Ashley Sargent @Wordfiend84]

@Forever21 tell me why you send me the wrong freaking pants & then tell me I have to PROVE to YOU that you sent the wrong pants since they are final sale?! At this point, this LONGTIME high value customer is considering sending my whole $100 order back & nvr shopping w/you again.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

ICE will launch raids across 10 major cities this SUNDAY.

Check your neighbors & know your rights.

Remember: no one can enter your home without a *judicial warrant.*

Sometimes ICE will try to show other papers to get in your house. Judicial warrants are from a court. /1