michael s

aquatic mammal

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@bobwojnowski it’s all just sugar water and doesn’t matter

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let’s do the reunion live, you said. no, i said, but you just had to get your way.
#LoveIsBlindLIVE

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the revolution…er…reunion will not be televised
#LoveIsBlindLIVE

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let’s regroup, get a good night’s sleep, and try this live thing again tomorrow. who’s with me?
#LoveIsBlindLIVE

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if only @netflix knew in advance that there was going to be a live event…
#LoveIsBlindLIVE

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@cccta why the service interruption? is this just for today?

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@burlapandbarrel the @ABCSharkTank will regret passing on you.

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wtf did the @SFGiants pull @SergioRomo54 after just three batters? terrible send-off for a great player

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rihanna 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Rex Parker 🐈🐾☕️🐾🐈 @rexparker]

I love Super Bowl Sunday because it means baseball is coming

[michael s @WordsFromWalrus]

fox announcers would be third tier on any other network

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happy birthday, jason

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@zzgator @AMCTheatres nothing gold can stay

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after enjoying his golden globes monologue, i looked for some jerrod carmichael stand-up. his rothaniel special on hbo is the best show i’ve seen in awhile.

#veryLateToTheParty

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@KarlTheFog is this more weird than snow?

[BART Alert @SFBARTalert]

There may be up to 20-min delays systemwide due to wet weather conditions. Please watch your step on wet platforms and stairways. Thank you.

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better than a yule log

https://t.co/inJoTsnBGo

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@billyeichner thank you for bros. so very very good.

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when people say “kerning” but they mean “tracking”

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when in an almost faraday cafe, e.g., @rickshawstopsf waiting for a @Airborne_Toxic show, and you want to check a sports score, e.g., @UMichFootball, visit @PlainTextSports. it loads nearly instantaneously
or just use it regardless of where you are