Helen from WFB

Our SEO guy says we should put a gap in 'copywriting' so people can find us on Google. We still have meetings about it. Tweets by @helensteemson.

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PSA: If you've been avoiding getting a smear because trauma, ask your GP for options. Two that I've heard of is getting a nice wee tranquiliser or being fully sedated. Whatever it takes to #SmearYourMea.

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@jade_kake Also, this argument smacks of ye olden times when women were paid less because they "didn't have to support a family".

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@dbseymour An employer that can't afford to pay the living wage and let people stay home when sick is running an unsustainable business model.

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@leahrazepam @Lani_reads This x 100. Like, I'm sure they're great for some people, but I've only ever experienced unhelpful metrics and misplaced judgement.

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I use the vocative comma, but still laugh at this

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@__Carrie___ And like, the man's nearly 80. Cut him some fucking slack.

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@Ixistant Cazador on Dominion Rd if you like meats - an Auckland institution, lovely people and non-stop presence on the bests lists for the past 6 years or so.

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@Rachelgpeters Once a week, someone tells me i remind them of someone, or better still, are convinced I'm actually that person. Generic face?

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@PhillipsTane Indonesia is already planning on it: https://t.co/1mP5UDVhBk

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Just got my third identical tsunami emergency alert. How many more heart attacks does Civil Defence want me to have?

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Āe. He whakakatakata tino pai, tēna.

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@JoJoAnn45 @MarkGraham_Akl @iemboIism @dbseymour haha - it cut me to my soul! :)

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@iemboIism @JoJoAnn45 @MarkGraham_Akl @dbseymour we need some kind of punctuation mark to show it, ammiright?

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@dbseymour Imagine if you remembered that she got WAY angrier with Clark: "“Under normal conditions, I would sack the minister of health. What he did was wrong, and there are no excuses... he does need to pay a price. He broke the rules.”

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@piwakawakaracin @dbseymour And, um, Ardern was really mad at him too? This is the dumbest meme ever.

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@MarkGraham_Akl @dbseymour But look how happy she is in picture one! That's proof!

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@ProductHunt Three or fewer.

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@DocPNW I have two cheap black plastic bins. Both bought second hand. One is the rotter, one is for fresh scraps. I don't turn it, but do chuck handfuls of 'brown' in between scraps. paper, meat, fish, cooked food, cardboard and compostable packaging go in. No issue with smell or rats.

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@ellashepston Don't offer to help, just do stuff. If you have that kind of relationship, swing by, do a load of laundry and leave. Take a child to the park. Leave wine/coffee/meals/treats at the door. Refuse offers of cups of tea (ie don't let them host you). Send texts with 'no need to reply'