Andy B #JC4PM2019

The Wordy Gurdy Man - Birmingham City fan, Labour voter, all round top bloke.

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Omg you have to sell tickets for the next round Ha Ha Ha

[taran stokoe @StokoeTaran]

No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

I think you'd do better cooking it with an oven

[Liquid Len @WestBromEL]

This is Sunday lunch, to be cooked with mushrooms, bacon and onions in cider. 😋

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Israel's entry for @Eurovision

[International palestine freedom movement🇵🇸 @Deshbhakt_khaan]

Say something about this cowardly Israeli soldier

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Stan Lazaridis #kro

[Premier League @premierleague]

My favourite ever Australian to play in the #PL is _________________

#AustraliaDay

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

What about the Hair Bears?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Can you help me and @sumudutweets out? Have we come up with the definitive list of “things that come in bunches” or have we missed something?

GRAPES
FLOWERS
BANANAS
BALLOONS
FIVES
COCONUTS

#ThankYouInAdvance

[(((Basil "Parody" Bruschetta ✡️ ))) @SirBasilBrush]

Whilst my son was sat on a bench playing Angry Birds this git nicked my lad’s iPhone. He seems to have forgotten that it uploads pictures to the cloud. Please retweet to help find him! x

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Is it against your religion to wear underwear or something?

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Nothing Breaks Like A Heart out now! 💔 @MarkRonson #NBLAH

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

I wasn't aware that Bradford had moved to Birmingham.

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Yes. I'm 57 and it still happens.

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Karma baby

[Danny @doglab]

I’m sure this was extremely painful!
Serves him right!!! @rickygervais one you will like

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Get writing the Millwall FA Cup Final song Dan. TOTP awaits.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Is the FA Cup dead? Yes, stone dead. But Millwall just held a seance and conjured up the spirit of what it once was. It will be Chelsea next and we will toss you mob right over the spectral wall too. NOBODY ever wants to hear they are away to Millwall. True life.

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Live and Dangerous. End of. No more debate and don't give me any of that they re-recorded bits BULLSHIT.

[Keep Rock Alive 🤘 @_KeepRockAlive_]

Lets stick with Rock and Metal. The best live albums. Rock On 🤘

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Thisis awesome I think there should be legislation to make you officiate at every graduation ceremony nationwide. They are usually so boring

[Sanjeev Bhaskar💙 @TVSanjeev]

Love it when graduates bring their kids up on stage. Check these two smooth operators out. I don’t have that kind of confidence now! They’ve got my vote @SussexGrad

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Amazing

[Michael @Jay_CS2]

This is my little brother Matthew(18)

At 6 weeks old he was told he’d never be able to walk. Stuck in a wheel chair his whole life.

~2 months ago he was told it was possible.

This is him, 1 month into training alongside me, walking a full 40 yards without any support.

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

@LabourEWS Spotted, @vincecable backbone when told by Tories to shut up

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Christ is there nothing you people won't sell to the papes? Surprised you didn't have a web cam up her fanny.

[HELLO! @hellomag]

Congratulations to @Matthew_Wright and wife Amelia on the birth of the first child: https://t.co/igWMAgP44O

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Am I allowed to dislike them?

[Liquid Len @WestBromEL]

Brain Damage

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Michael Jackson lives!

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Tony Van Mierlo obviously...#bcfc #kro

[Robbie Savage @RobbieSavage8]

Surely surely it’s Bergkamp ,,, no one would say anything different would they ???

[Andy B #JC4PM2019 @WordyGurdyMan]

Wow. Thats amazing. Ever thought of flogging your genes? Some talents you lot have.

[Kate Robbins @KateRobbins]

@AlanKelloggs My sister, the sculptor Jane Robbins was commissioned to do this portrait sculpture of Ken Dodd, it shows his more cerebral side methinks?