Wordy Wendi

ACAB. Using Twitter to scream into the void since 2011 (she/her)

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

So @QuickBooks I reactivated my account just to tell you how mad I am. I bought desktop software last year. Why do I have to pay$600+ this year to keep using what I already paid for? I don’t need payroll updates or really any updates. You keep getting worse & worse.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@tastiestofnoms I am so very sorry! That’s devastating.

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@treygraham People who aren’t from down here just don’t even know. I’mjust a random person on Twitter who has always followed your work - but I’m sending you wishes for comfort and peace as you navigate all this.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@GingeryRogers @WimminsRea @AmandaGriggs Yes! The only other audiobook that comes close in my opinion is Tom Hanks reading The Dutch House.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@cvspharmacy I was just reminded why I avoid shopping at your store at all cost. I do NOT want to self check & I especially don’t want to be forced to self checkout into an area with barely enough room for 3 of my 20 items. It would be nice to have one cashier and a choice.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@lindaholmes Related: for much of my life, my nickname was the kernel - partly because my maiden name was Corn and partly because I was…some would say bossy (but I would say the only reason our group ever got anyplace on time)

[Jeanna Kadlec @jeannakadlec]

ok listen i’m usually not into celebrity divorces but gisele is very publicly a witch so best believe i am on the edge of my seat to see how this turns out

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@GingeryRogers That sounds really great actually.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

If SEC teams were Little Debbies

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@GingeryRogers I think the quotations around the word fix in the original tweet is implied. At least I read it as such.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@GingeryRogers Then move on. I only brought up because some docs find themselves in big practices where they don’t always control that stuff.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

This is why schools should not have SROs. When the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer, every problem is looks like a nail. This problem was not a nail.

[WTVC NewsChannel 9 @newschannelnine]

JUST IN: Body camera footage from an incident involving an SRO arresting a student at East Ridge High School has been released by the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office.

WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE: Here's a clip from the footage that's over an hour long. More: https://t.co/eP0zQopQon

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

“Stop being so divisive, Democrats!” is brought to you by these people:

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@gennafaia @GingeryRogers @jennettemccurdy That’s fine but please understand that sometimes complicated child-parent relationships aren’t because of the mom but are because of the child. I would have given pretty much anything to have had a mom like you vs the one I had.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@JoJoFromJerz Joke told to me by people who knew him before he even ran for office:

Why do you dislike Ted Cruz before you’ve even met him?

It just saves time.

[Wordy Wendi @WordyWendi]

@AlexMcDaniel It’s clear to see who the OGs are. Not sure some schools even belong in the SEC.

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@GingeryRogers You obviously have the best/most correct answer.