Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner

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[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Who the fuck still gets a slit in their eyebrow?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bruno has a message for you, Gooners 🗣️

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

LYON GET WHAT?!

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

🚨 Newcastle will receive a fee of around £75m for Bruno Guimaraes, as first reported by @lee_ryder.

Feels skinny to me. Context is #afc began at £45-50m and no other bidders. Not quite agreed yet but deal understood to be imminent.

Also understand Matthias Jaissle WILL be announced today.

Busy few days ahead...

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Meh, if we’d never gave him the armband he’d of done this a lot sooner.

Unless they are from here, they shouldn’t get the hero treatment. #nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Realistically the delay will be due to a hefty amount of content being filmed for his announcement. Interviews, training videos etc. There’ll be a lot of emphasis on this being a ‘new era’ at the club. #nufc

[خالد الزهراني @kdzh37]

حسبما وصلني

تأخير إعلان نيوكاسل عن ماتياس يايسله يأتي بطلب من النادي الاهلي إلى حين إنهاء التعاقد مع مدرب جديد..

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Watched a video last night and boy oh boy this kid can’t catch a ball. #nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United closing in on deal to sign Lukas Hornicek from Braga. Fee for 24yo #SCBraga goalkeeper €30m - value of release clause but terms still needed negotiations. #NUFC process to land top-rated Czech int’l drawing to conclusion @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/lfYLOIGF8h

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

@lamecknsubuga Whole thing feels weird timing wise. Recruitment was done with a new manager in mind and Howe’s reason for leaving seems to be our policy shift, amongst others.

So why has it took most of the summer to get to today?

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Good enough for me. #nufc

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Jaissle is defo gonna be a coach to watch out for in the coming years. Salzburg have had better teams in the past but the way he’s had them competing in both Chelsea games, Milan & even the Bayern 1st leg last season, has been super impressive. Good pressing & some liquid footy.

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

A wounding thing even if it’s the correct decision. Had this decision come at the end of the season however I’d of had a lot more faith in our board.

Still though, he gave us the best of times. Wish him nothing but the best #nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Eddie Howe set to leave Newcastle United. All parties initially chose to continue but 48yo has informed #NUFC of decision to take break & will depart after 5yrs as head coach. Matthias Jaissle of Al Ahli lined up as replacement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/zrVnbFEvBd

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Only seen 20 minutes but it’s basically the same game every time now ain’t it? #nufc

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

It’s mad how a sponsor makes or breaks a shirt. Fair fucks to anyone who got one before Knox bastardised it. #nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Building a fit with Nick Woltemade and Malick Thiaw 🥶

The lads style the 26/27 Newcastle United Away shirt with carefully selected pieces that reflect their individual personalities and fashion tastes.

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

A giant of a man. #nufc

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

How’s that not also a second yellow for Paredes?

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Footballs fucking shit now

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

If there was a plan I’d say ‘that’s a great signing’ but there just isn’t. Jumping from in form international to PL out of favour midfielders looks amateur. #nudc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United make offer to sign Lucas Bergvall from Tottenham Hotspur. Proposal for 20yo midfielder £46m; turned down. #THFC rejected all bids so far (#NFFC lower + others higher than #NUFC) but will consider sale at right price @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/wulgjMQ1yD

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

I mean what do you expect when you play Bruce ball for 20 minutes?

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Starting to think 5 at the back was a bit premature

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Thank god that’s his natural arm position

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Works every time.

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Spence giving Gordon a lesson in how to actually be a winger

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

Spence giving Gordon a lesson in how to actually be a winger

[Honey Monster Ballon d'Or Winner @Worfourtwo]

That right side is vile to watch