Work Retire Die

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.
Professional emailer at @friday_beers

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Why does Adam Silver look like that

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

wearing this during a meeting with the HR lady and adjusting it every time she mentions what I did at the work happy hour

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

boss: “ use the company card to buy dinner because since you’re staying late to work on the deck but don’t go nuts”

Me on the phone with Panda Express

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Having a Jersey Mikes #13, gonna devour it… and
Game 7!!!

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Roku city. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Can’t even make fun of what’s going on at Giants OTA’s because my starting quarterback almost left in 2024 to become a Vice Presidental candidate during the election cycle

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Boss just told me we have the afternoon off today for MDW PLUS no work Monday too. Actually sick to my stomach thinking about depriving the shareholders of that much value. I will be working Saturday and Sunday to compensate and i hope you will too

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

going Nolan mode today (ignoring all email and forms of modern communication from my coworkers becuase i'm "not particularly interested in that as a form of communication.")

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Christoper Nolan reveals to 60 Minutes that he has never used email or owned a smartphone:

“I’ve just never been particularly interested in that as a form of communication.”

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

haven't been to college in a while but why is every graduation speaker about AI this year? what is that

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

@MurrayHillGuy1 what percentage of the stuff that you post would you say is actually real things that have happened

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

oh ok that's good

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump official in charge of hantavirus response is a penile implant specialist who has repeatedly posted videos and images of his patients' procedures online.

He does not believe in vaccines.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

if amazon had any balls they'd cast the solo poly amputee hijab as the next James bond

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond.

Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Had no idea you could apply to be Pope. Gotta clean up my resume and start working on the cover letter now.

[CP24 @CP24]

‘I applied to be pope’: Canadian describes losing grip on reality while using ChatGPT https://t.co/vfAtq9o79S

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

@AIWarper This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

@_DougDimmadolla Here’s what being addicted to porn taught me about B2B sales

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

LinkedIn hasn’t lost its fastball

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

missed out on generational wealth by not randomly snapping a picture of Vrabel and Russini 6 years ago and holding on to it until the right moment

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

The Slow Drip of Photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini Looking Cozy Continues; Photos of Them at a VIP Super Bowl Party Have Leaked ==> https://t.co/8uacDCsO9f