Colten Todd neath

Things I like: Calvinism, Optimism, Organisms, Spongebob.... I misspelt orgasms, oh and turtlenecks.

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

Love sitting down on a warm toilet seat at work. #thankyoustrangerforyourgift #warmbooty #happybooty #germsarecool

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

Welp I shit my pants AGAIN! Mondays am I right???

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

I’m not gay or anything but after a few whiskey sours I’ll be your huckleberry if you know what I’m saying!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@HaleyGeorgee I can NOT stop thinking about Caleb in his running shorts today. #fastandfurious

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

I used to think I was special not after following this guy... #truthhurts

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

Can’t wait for those Robert Kraft sex tapes to drop on Pornhub

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 Cinderella’s a girl!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 Love me some hookers or if money’s an option you can’t go wrong with booze.

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 I vote for Jesus every year!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@ColtenNeath @beccamcdaniel15 He got rich minding his own dang business! #meddlingkids #

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 you know how my uncle got so rich?

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@ColtenNeath What I do with my dolphin posters is none of your god dang business!!!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

Omg I got chocolate ice cream on my moms wedding dress when I was trying it on! It still fits but she’s gonna be pissed!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@Joshowieblount how I feel playing @LuckyDrumsJosh

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This Kansas drummer was BRINGING IT https://t.co/XzVRwILd9B

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@ColtenNeath Miss me with that gay shit.

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@ColtenNeath My mistake I was looking back at some of your old pics thought you was a skin head then I recalled you miserably failing the marines.... #notanazi #notamarineeither

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@ColtenNeath Quit your bitching nazi!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

Yes lawd!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 Idk what you’re talking about but boy do I like it!

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

Been drinking green tea all god dang day! #pumped #wishitwascactusjuice #whitepeople

[Colten Todd neath @Work_Colten]

@beccamcdaniel15 Well let me know when you wanna know how he got rich loser.