Workaholics Quotes

You gotta be fresh

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When I was a kid, I always tried to make my dog have sex with my cat because I wanted a catdog.

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We have the right to bear snacks.

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Spotify me bro

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I'm wearing a Top Gun hat, for God's sakes. If I get fired today, I'm gonna look like an idiot.

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Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

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Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg Are Producing a Movie with the 'Workaholics' Guys | Splitsider http://t.co/FqnIf4dRYJ

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Shit's gettin halloweird tonight.

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I haven't really been the same since Michael Jackson died in that knife fight.

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The sweetest revenge is living well. Darius Rucker said it so you know it's real.

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Some butt you got there... Do you wipe it?

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The world needs to see the madness that is my upper torso.

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Everybody knows that it's an unwritten rule. Warriors cannot collide while erect.

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My teacher says if you don't sweat it in your crack you're not doing it right.

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The thing about Ders is, he's supposed to die tonight.

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Funniest movie of all time? No questions, Waynes World 1.

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Straight edge people are weird.

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Weird things happen when you're drunk, last week I got drunk I ate the band off my wrist watch... I thought it was beef jerky

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Yeah but fish aren't animals. They're like the rodents of the sea...

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Take it sleazy.

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I'm gonna rip your tits off and use them as cereal bowls!