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Why am I working? Where the hell is Ken?

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And any man who has ever called me crazy…..

Has called me again. 😂🤪😂

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@JustJem24 sooooo— do we go facebook official and grab drinks or dinner this week? Made the request, I think yes.

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@AlphaBab3 Literally what I said

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After a decade of cougaring… should I start sugar babying?

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How much are yall tipping @DoorDash drivers? Like for fast food… I feel like $3.00 or $4.00 is fine, but I’ve heard some of yall are tipping at least $10.00… 😳 I don’t want to be rude… ya know?

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All sugar. No daddy.

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The TikTok tarot card reader just told me that I was getting a promotion this week…. Girl, I’ve already girl bossed too close to the sun. Respectfully, I decline.

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I feel like I was tricked, when I was little my mom would tell me, “when you’re all grown up you can do whatever you want.”

Lie. You can do whatever you can afford to do.

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Sometimes I feel behind in life, but when I look around I’m still the youngest at every table.

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The World Cup has inspired me to travel to so many countries and also to outright hate Argentina. I said what I said.

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Wait, can you even tell the truth? Or was that package not automatically installed at birth.

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Reminder: I will have all the understanding in the world and bend over backwards, as long as you don’t lie to me.

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May or may not have given the FULL trauma packed story of the last year of my life in a collab with a viral tiktoker today sooooo— truth comes out a little (or a lot) at a time.

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Was I the bigger person? No. I just had the better lawyer. ✨✌🏻

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All of the women in my bloodline looking down at me owning my home and living a life without the support of anyone’s dusty crusty son….

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The fact that you’re gone, and so is the chaos speaks volumes. 🗣️

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I really wish my parents would have added more nepo to the tism they gave me.

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To the next person I date, I already feel bad. Because, I don’t believe a single word you’re about to say.

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Are you a green flag or a red flag?

I am a white flag, I surrender… I give up.

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My old ceiling is the new floor. After this comeback right here, I won’t be taking my foot off the gas.