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Why am I working? Where the hell is Ken?

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Wait, can you even tell the truth? Or was that package not automatically installed at birth.

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Reminder: I will have all the understanding in the world and bend over backwards, as long as you don’t lie to me.

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May or may not have given the FULL trauma packed story of the last year of my life in a collab with a viral tiktoker today sooooo— truth comes out a little (or a lot) at a time.

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Was I the bigger person? No. I just had the better lawyer. ✨✌🏻

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All of the women in my bloodline looking down at me owning my home and living a life without the support of anyone’s dusty crusty son….

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The fact that you’re gone, and so is the chaos speaks volumes. 🗣️

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I really wish my parents would have added more nepo to the tism they gave me.

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To the next person I date, I already feel bad. Because, I don’t believe a single word you’re about to say.

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Are you a green flag or a red flag?

I am a white flag, I surrender… I give up.

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My old ceiling is the new floor. After this comeback right here, I won’t be taking my foot off the gas.

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Nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you…

Well, then nobody’s coming to stop me either. ✌🏻✌🏻🫰🏻

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“You can’t just…”

Yes, I can.

I’m literally going to. 🫰🏻✨

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Opened champagne to celebrate. What’s the occasion? A successful “everything”shower 🧽🚿🍾 Cheers!

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I’m at the point of my life where explaining myself is just too much work.

Go ahead and judge me instead.

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“He felt like home”

And then I remembered what my childhood home felt like, and it all made sense….

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When someone tells me to take a chill pill, but I’m already on those…

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Kids today have it easy, Lord of the Flies is now on @netflix, back in my day I had to depend on Cliff talking notes.

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Gaslight me all you want, I don’t even care when the gaslight in my car comes on.

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Honestly, if I could just crack open an OG Surge, I think most of my problems would be solved.

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It’s painful to realize, when you would take a bullet for someone that wouldn’t even know that it hit them.