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Fork lift certified💪🏻 // 490 credit score // architecture appreciator

[AB @AB84]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Bhris Btapleton @btapleton]

If you’re not up watching puck you’re a communist.

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

Watch out Costco you’ve got competition

[ledmetallicadc 🐝🍓 @ledmetallicadc]

Good afternoon.

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

What a piece of shit

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

@elonmusk Change it back to Twitter bozo

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

“How was New York? Did you see anything cool?”
Me: “ oh yeah, I saw a lot of cool stuff”
*what I saw the whole time*

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

taxidermy me when i die, you cowards.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

it might not be just a few beers with the boys anymore I think this is substance abuse

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I just realized this might not be a bender it might be a serious drinking problem

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

This is equivalent to war crime

[Warren Commission Test Skull @conzmoleman]

the flippers who destroyed this mid-century basement bar get the wall

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

From experience I can tell you they will only give you that one and only cig

[Chief RCG of LLOD @ChiefRCG]

Twitter is undefeated

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

Aruba thangs

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

This is a sign I should start smoking again

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

People will hit a vape all day and drink 500mg of caffeine and be like “I have anxiety”

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

@zosaLLK Bro Michael Cera is an stupid easy dub

[Chicken Joe 🐔 @ChickenJoeSTL]

South Kingshighway at night

[Tophology @Tophology3]

Cum

[pool pump @WorkingBiscuits]

@Swolton37 Hell yeah brother. Movin up in the world!