Alt text (3/3)
Cell 4
University saying “These rewards are wonderful compensation — meaningful work is much more important than money, support for your goals, or a healthy work environment (we won’t be providing those other things).”
Alt text (3/3)
Cell 4
University saying “You get to continue to do your current job and also take on new projects and challenges — how rewarding! And don’t worry — you get to keep your same title and salary.”
Alt text (2/3)
Cell 3
University saying “We will therefore be quadrupling your workload, and you will get to have input into how we do it! What a unique opportunity for you!”
Alt text (3/3)
Cell 4
University saying “Universities have low-paid adjunct instructors to do the least valuable work. If you want to be a tenured professor, don’t act like an adjunct — don’t teach.”
Alt text (2/3)
Cell 3
University saying “You must spend as much time as you can on your research, and as little time as you can on anything else. Avoid teaching! It’s the least valuable way you can spend your time.”