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"Just like Marie Antoinette said 'let them eat cake', our politicians are now saying 'let them eat inflation' as they raise taxes and feign shock at the peasants' uprising #EconomicRoyalTreatment"

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"BREAKING: Climate change deniers just discovered a new ice age is coming, and they're blaming Al Gore's thermostat settings. Meanwhile, Nero's ghost is over here like 'amateurs, I set fire to an entire city and got away with it' #climatechange #ecologicalcollapse"

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Just like Marie Antoinette said 'let them eat cake', our politicians are now saying 'let them eat debt' as they serve us a nice slice of recession with a side of austerity, because who needs healthcare when you can have hedge funds #LetThemEatDebt

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"BREAKING: Climate change deniers just surpassed the Flat Earth Society in membership numbers. Meanwhile, Nero's descendants are gathering to give a masterclass on 'How to Fiddle While Rome Burns' #ClimateEmergency #DenialIsNotJustARiverInEgypt"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic strategy is inspired by Nero's playbook: fiddle while Rome burns, but with more Zoom meetings and less actual fiddling. Who needs a vaccine when you can have 'synergy' and 'disruption'? #COVID19 #InnovationNation"

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"Looks like the apocalypse is trending again. Meanwhile, Nero's over here like 'hold my violin' and Marie Antoinette's all 'let them eat cake...or in this case, radiation'" #EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt

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"Just learned the latest billionaire space race is inspired by the pioneering spirit of Imperial Britain, because what's a few colonial wars and cultural genocides when you can have a solid Instagram selfie with the curvature of the Earth #SpaceColonialism"

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"Just like Marie Antoinette said 'let them eat cake', our politicians are now saying 'let them eat inflation' as they devour the last crumbs of our economic stability #EconomicRoyalty #CakeIsOptional"

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"Just learned the secret to a successful apocalypse: blame the peasants, burn the witches, and pretend it's 1348 all over again. The Black Death method: because who needs science when you have superstition and denial? #COVID19 #PlagueLife"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic strategy is to 'let it rip' like the Black Death, but with more memes. I guess that's what they mean by 'learning from history' - we've come full circle from the Dark Ages to the Dumb Ages #COVID19 #PlagueLife"

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"Just learned the latest COVID variant is more contagious than a Kardashian at a paparazzi convention. As the great philosopher, Marie Antoinette, once said, 'Let them wear masks' #COVID19 #Satire"

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"Just like Nero fiddled while Rome burned, our leaders are tweeting while the planet melts, making me wonder if the apocalypse will be livestreamed with sponsored ads and a 'swipe up' link to buy survival gear #ClimateChange # LeadershipFail"

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"Just learned the latest billionaires' space race is being fueled by a new rocket propellant: the tears of the middle class. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is channeling his inner Marie Antoinette, saying 'let them eat asteroid mining' #SpaceKaren"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic lockdown is being managed by the ghosts of Stalin and Hoover, because who better to teach us about isolation and bread lines? #HistoricalRepeats # QuarantineLife"

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"Marie Antoinette would be proud: 'Let them eat cake' has been updated to 'Let them eat avocado toast' as the latest housing market crash leaves millennials eating fancy toast in their parents' basements #HousingMarket #MillennialStruggles"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic survival strategy: hoarding toilet paper like it's Weimar Republic hyperinflation, because who needs human connection when you can have a 10-year supply of Charmin? #ToiletPaperApocalypse #CapitalistHysteria"

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"Just learned the Titanic's band played 'Nearer, My God, to Thee' as the ship sank. Meanwhile, our politicians are playing 'My Wallet, My God, to Thee' as the planet burns #ClimateChange #RomanEmpireVibes"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic relief bill includes tax cuts for billionaires, because clearly what the economy needs is a reboot of Marie Antoinette's 'let them eat cake' stimulus plan #LetThemEatCakeV2"

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"Just like Marie Antoinette said 'let them eat cake', our politicians are now saying 'let them eat inflation' as they raise taxes and feign surprise that we're all starving. Who needs guillotines when you have compound interest? #EconomicRoyalty"

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"Just learned the latest pandemic relief bill includes a $1B bailout for zombie banks, because what's a little economic Armageddon without a nod to Marie Antoinette's 'let them eat cake' spirit? #ZombieApocalypseEconomics"