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gay. unironically love the Twilight saga. she/her

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@FifthThird just scooped up another bird that was badly injured from your building :( bird glass is so needed

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@FifthThird your downtown Cleveland office really needs to install bird glass. Collisions happen all the time and your building has caused the death of at least 30 birds this year. It’s so preventable!

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@FifthThird your downtown Cleveland office really needs to install bird glass. Collisions happen all the time and your building has caused the death of at least 30 birds this year. It’s so preventable!

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Gals

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21-year-old me would have a stroke at the fact that I regularly have the thought “I need to pre-heat my CPAP”

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This guy just walked past me and said “you should be texting me” little does he know this is what I was looking at

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My face when my cat tries to open my closet door at 4am for the 174929th time

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I’m worried I don’t have the skill level to successfully pee in a urinal

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When did the Snapchat discover page become tmz

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Could be siblings

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My brain every time I burn anything I’m cooking

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#conspiracy there is no lesson in humpty dumpty and there’s barely a story. What is the takeaway. #sus

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What the fuck was the point of humpty dumpty

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I’ve wanted to go here for my entire life

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Whoever wrote that song about the grinch is fucking mean

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Tony Hawk looks just a little spooky

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What is the point of soldiers like all stepping the same foot at the same time. It’s so camp

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This is what period cramps feel like

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How others think about “the rock” as a nickname vs how I think about it

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You ever seen a bedazzled CPAP machine before?

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Food festivals are like trick or treating but you have to both wait in line AND pay for it

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Is Julian and daphnia had a child