Flirt Kobain

Announcing my place in the family of things (a loser)

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Discovering I'm built like Sabrina Carpenter if she were 11 inches taller and drank 14 Miller High Life's a week

[lain @prfctsweetie]

Discovering that I’m built like Sabrina carpenter if she was 25% stronger

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Boygenius is like divorced dad rock if it was written about lesbian situationships

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@dinkle_burger Such screm

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@smushedegg IM NOT ALONE

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Looks like Sid the Sloth to me

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Si eres de hemisferio derecho, verás un gatito bebe, si eres de hemisferio izquierdo, verás un conejo.

¿Qué ves?

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@smushedegg

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

You can't even make this up guys.

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@smushedegg

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Fuck that to do list is so big, and my schedule is so tight... Is it gunna fit?

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

To the red button cowards:

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Just a lil mid afternoon snack

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@funko_wop Say it with your chest king, I'm sat

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@smushedegg ITS GLORIOUS

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Catching print but for the zyns in your bfs pocket

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Redundant

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@NiceCalfHaver This would work on me

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Whipping out my can of smoked rainbow trout at the club

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

Hosting an oyster eating contest in my bedroom this weekend interested parties can apply in my DMs

[Flirt Kobain @Wormishly]

@funko_wop They call me dirty dishes bc someone should be doing me but nobody wants to