Rachel Johnson

Christ follower, Bible Educator, Toddler wrangler, Comedy Enthusiast.

[Faithful In Small Things @FaithfulSmall]

New Blog Post! When God tasked Israel to teach the Law to their children he equipped them with the perfect curriculum to do so. https://t.co/UaqSHVGjTT #kidmin #christianeducation #education #torah

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Check out our new blog post! “Teaching children to be brave for the sake of bravery just encourages foolishness and pushes children into an elevated sense of self.” https://t.co/tQ8T16PZhT #kidmin

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If you ask someone to imitate the sound an elephant makes, they will always use their arm to imitate the trunk. Why? We don’t do that with any other animal sounds. You might flap your arms like a chicken, but not 100 percent of the time…

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@Peter_Witkowski @jaredcwilson I teach preschool, and many teachers say “I’m telling Santa” when a kid misbehaves. Besides the ick factor of an empty threat, it’s a good reminder of God’s grace. Satan sees my sin and says “I’m telling God” but God already knows, and declares me righteous because of Christ.

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[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Do you know the story behind O Holy Night?

If you know me at all, you know that I love Christmas music. My favorite song is O Holy Night.

I’ve loved it since I was a little kid, but I didn’t know the origins of it until a few years ago... and it blew me away.

a thread 🧵

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@JordanM16162959 This is called being faithful in small things™️ 😜

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https://t.co/BsLq8UZoX0 “Linus is convinced that the Great Pumpkin will appear if he just can be sincere enough. I’m so glad that Jesus didn’t wait for us to be sincere enough before he came and dwelt with us”
Read the full blog post at the link below. #kidmin #romans58

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So if you’ll excuse me I’ll just be over here having an existential crisis.

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The local high school football team is in the playoffs for the first time in a decade. Townspeople are very excited but my first thought was, “it hasn’t been a decade, they were in the playoffs my junior year. Then I realized that that was a decade ago.

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Just rescued my dumpster from knee high water in the middle of my street so yeah I guess you could say I love adventure.

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@KaitlynSchiess If you like this you’ll like my kids ministry account! @FaithfulSmall

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@KaitlynSchiess I often remind people that if the children who came to Jesus were behaving like the children in this photo, the disciples wouldn’t have tried to send them away. The children were behaving like children.

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Hey @usbank. Your online bill pay system promises checks to be delivered in 3-5 business days. It took you 10 days and I had to spend the weekend without running water. Get your life together.

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. @AndrewPeterson How do you feel about the new Thor movie being named after your 2nd album? 😂 #ThorLoveAndThunder

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@JaseRuggy I carry a very small purse, but I have a tide pen on my person at all times. I use it at least once a week for myself or others

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With one notable exception, King David was a constant advocate for the sanctity of human life. https://t.co/ZyvX4COG41

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If you want to reach kids for Christ, it starts with being a nice adult. Most kids have lots of mean adults in their life. Be a nice one.

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Neighbor kid knocked on my door waking me up from a nap. He wanted to use my hose to fill up water balloons. I don’t have a hose, but we worked together to make my kitchen sink do the job. As he left he yelled back, “thanks for being a nice adult!”

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Usually when I go to Home Depot, there are a dozen employees asking if I need help. Today I went in overalls and muddy work boots and received no offers of help. I guess I looked the part. 🤷🏽‍♀️