Constantine

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[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

𝐻𝑒'𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓋𝒾𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝑔𝓊𝒾𝓈𝑒, 𝒶 𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝓊𝑒 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈.

𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"I think you're just an idiot."

[The Cat Witch @MagicianMarv]

"Skill."

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"Yes."

[Wally West @DeadTiredSpeed]

"They really that bad, or is it cause you hate everyone so everyone sucks?"

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"How the /fuck/ do you make a sandwich upside down??"

[The Cat Witch @MagicianMarv]

"I made my sandwich upside down. What the fuck-"

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"Unfortunetly."

[Wally West @DeadTiredSpeed]

"You're one to talk, ay?

Guess it's not a surpirse you'd know 'em."

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

// Yes yes, let me fist fight Marvin in the yard

[Garth @WolfHuntGarth]

// Seeing egos on my accounts makes me want to go on mine more.

Specially Bim Trimmer and Marvin, cause they my favorite sillies

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

// Blowing the dust off this account just for John to be an asshole.

As god intended

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"You don't want to know about the Cat Witch, they suck."

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

Need to up my crimes, it seems.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

// Brought back my silly lil bastard man that drinks ink and bites people 😌

[Sammy Lawrence @Time4SleepSheep]

𝔖𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭. ℜ𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡. ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔡.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔨𝔢. 𝔒𝔯 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

// Specially y'all still going on about it /clearly/ fon't even know what it was /actually/ about.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

// It's over.

Everyone just stop talking about it, and move on.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"This does not include the Bread cult.

You guys are fine."

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"It's October.

If any if ya fucks make and or join a cult, Imma beat the shit outta ya."

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

I steal all the time.

Would be hypocritical for me to talk against it.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

You actually lose a fingernail if you try to steal from a small business.

[THE CAPTAIN ⚡️ @Lightingclap]

Remember kids stealing from large businesses is always moral and correct. Stealing from small, locally-owned businesses, however, is not

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

come now, sing your sins!

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

"Yeah well, the other one is annoyin'."

[Jon Kent @TheSmolSupe]

"Oh, cool!

Just had to make sure cause there's /two/ of us!"

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

Staring at a peice of paper, a small frown on his face.

Maybe he /will/ take her upnon the offer.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

@LunaVanilie "Can't make any promise, trouble is my middle name. Besides, they can't contain me in a way that matters."

Nor do they /want/ to. Not what happened last time-

And with a small nod, he was off.

[Constantine @WorstFuckAlive]

Everythin' hurts, an' /not/ in a good way.