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The last thing you say matters. Don't screw it up.

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So if I finish your biggrst steak, it's free?

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Son, today I teach you to drive.

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I'm going to tell her how I feel.

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Let's swim with the dolphins. But first, more drinking.

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I'm from Chicago. I know how to drive in snow.

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I can hold it till the next rest stop.

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Ghost peppers can't be that hot.

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This firework is a dud. Toss it in the bonfire.

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I'm going to meet her parents.

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I can sing karaoke sober.

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The power is out. I'll go check the basement.

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I'm driving to meet someone I met on Twitter.

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These fences can hold back any dinosaur.

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I don't need vaccines.

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I won't need bug spray.

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Let's go on a trip as a family.

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Pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why does Sparta have so many open bottomless pits?

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An unknown number? I better answer it.

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Are there peanuts in this peanut butter?