Jordan Peele Grandma Dream

Lone man on a mission to find the needle of reason in our F'd up haystack..

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This is a commission from @_triishii that I asked for and is a gift for everyone in the #OWLGrandFinals

Grande Thank You thread incoming (1/??)

[Jordan Peele Grandma Dream @WorstManager]

My daughter, who is 5: “Dad, is Scary Gerry a real vampire?”
Me: “No, he’s just an Emo.”
She: “What’s that?”
Me: “He’s always really sad because his girlfriend is in that coffin.”

@gerardway

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@PlayOverwatch can we get back the “currently equipped” when looking at a new skin and deciding whether or not to equip?

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Deadass

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#freebrockway @brockway_llc

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Stop n shop doing our sidework

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@ubershouts Miss you, bby

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️

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Just drove by two of the other dads on my street and they had baseball gloves on and I couldn’t see their kids. No kids. Just having a catch. I wept. Im so lonely.

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Crazy that almost all self-help advice is just “stop eating until the worst people you’ve never met would fuck you.”

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“A MOGWAI’S RIGHT TO EAT AFTER MIDNIGHT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED UPON!” - the worst guy you’ve ever met

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@brockway_llc I’m in….

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One way ticket to bedminster’s back 9!

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@DeemziesTV could the lack of teasers for Aqua possibly mean an honest to goodness cinematic at CinaJoy??

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https://t.co/7EU0PG4MEB
⁦@brockway_llc⁩ ⁦@Seanbabydotcom⁩ ⁦@JasonKPargin⁩ crude usable hands

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I just reinstalled this app because my grandmas are fighting and it gave me a giant boner

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https://t.co/xS1sp3E0Ev

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@brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom I fuckin hate you guys