Worst Movies Ever Played

Worst Movies Ever Played is a new actual play RPG podcast where three comedians improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. Listen now! No rental card required.

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Even bad movies take time to make, but we're back baby!

Worst Movies Ever Played returns to wherever you get your podcasts on October 7, 2025.

Check out our new digs here: https://t.co/cM6MdcaWEM

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Coming Attractions…

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We’re making more bad movies!!!

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A must read for fans of VHS movies!

[Geoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden]

Strange Tapes rules! I love when you order a zine and get free stickers, like when a VHS movie includes a behind the scenes bonus feature.

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@zombifucktion The latter, though now it’s a reminder for us to do a Christmas movie!

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🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🎄

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Evilspeak rules!!!

[Geoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden]

I’m imagining how my life would’ve gone if I made this on our family’s Apple II.

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Chopping Mall is a non-interactive FMV game.

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Tonight we’re watching Ernest Scared Stupid, and afterwards we’re balancing it out with a more high brow film, Ghoulies Go To College.

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🎟️ FREE MOVIE FRIDAY 🎟️

Cyborg X (2016) - Danny Trejo occasionally finds himself in this movie about a zombie computer virus gone WRONG. #VHS

https://t.co/RJ4DLIMTyX

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You'll sweat blood! You'll bleed protein powder! #VHS

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🎟️ FREE MOVIE FRIDAY 🎟️

Little Bigfoot (1997) - A logging company wants to hunt down a mysterious creature. Only a couple of bad children can stop them! #VHS

https://t.co/dWh5QquDuh

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The hero we deserve. #VHS

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🎟️ FREE MOVIE FRIDAY 🎟️

Hunk (1987) - A computer dweeb sells his soul (on a trial basis, just for the summer) to live life as a hot beach dude. #VHS

https://t.co/Fxl9Me93af

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Come for the discussion on whether Bagger Vance is a ghost. Stay for a surprise conversation about Hell Comes to Frogtown.

[White People Won't Save You Pod @white_pod]

Today! We welcome back friend of the show @amandonium to play 18 holes of historical erasure with 2000's The Legend of Bagger Vance. 1930's Georgia and no one has questions about this magical Black man appearing from nowhere? We got lots of questions y'all.

[Vinny Videotape @VinnyVideoTape]

Hail Sheeter!!!!

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Massacre aside, I kinda want that microwave. #VHS

[Geoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden]

In this movie, Captain America is tied to a missile headed straight to the White House, and he manages to kick it off course! While he's tied to it! We talk for awhile just about that.

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🎟️ FREE MOVIE FRIDAY 🎟️

Dreamscape (1984) - Alternate Title: In-shit-ption. #VHS

https://t.co/bQvtgezie2