Worst Status

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

[Worst Status @Worst_Status]

Wrong answer, Darren.

[Emma Elizabeth🦋 @lilmissperoxide]

I will forever be scarred about the time in college we were told to write a debate piece on euthanasia and I wrote a whole bit on youth in Asia :)

[shan @sapphicrogue]

IM IN TEARS WHAT IS THISSS https://t.co/khv8mEcdIN

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

How far have the Taliban actually advanced? Are they in Kent?

[Frances Ryan @DrFrancesRyan]

Refugees are not the reason you can’t get a GP appointment or are languishing on the housing list. That’s the Tories.

[Matthew Champion @matthewchampion]

rare footage captures the moment of a journalist being born

[Kenny Jermyn @kennyjermyn]

@__ellejean Hi Elle, great story! I’m a writer for a company called Buzzfeed and I was wondering if it’d be okay to feature this tweet in an article I’m doing about fictional events that people have fabricated in order to gain some internet clout and attention from strangers.
DM me.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[Worst Status @Worst_Status]

@MayorofLondon Hammersmith Bridge be like

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Stacey Solomon becomes first UK celebrity to have TWO Dolmio Days - Monday and Thursday 🍝

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Do Airbnb hosts just like mentally block out the fact that people have fucked all over their home