Matt the Muller

Husband. Father. Writer. Independent Tolkien Scholar. Veteran Gamemaster. Denizen of Penn's Woods. 0-level Hobbit Clue-finder.

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@libsoftiktok I think the carnival will be over sooner than later.

In the meantime, I recommend Jonathan Pageau’s Little Red Riding Hood—read it yourself, read it to your children. In the end, we’ll live happily ever after.

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@boudicasarmy It all makes perfect sense now.

The keystone principle of any polygynous society — be it in the UK or in Paradise — would naturally be all about propping up harem culture, tamping down cuckoldry.

It’s elementary, my dearies.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

85% chance Starmer is out before November. https://t.co/zNovPtu4NA

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

So sharia law is all about cuck prevention?

It all makes sense now: The keystone principle of any polygynous society — be it in the UK or in Paradise — would naturally be all about propping up harem culture, tamping down cuckoldry.

[Nate Friedman @NateFriedman97]

Stop what you're doing, and watch this. I exposed the islamic takeover of Birmingham and it's much more insane than you can imagine.

"So you think everyone who cheats in the UK should be killed?"

"They shouldn't cheat."

They want sharia law and reveal their plan to me on how they intend to implement it. I went into the mosque where they teach sharia lectures including how to stone your wife to death and tax funded field trips from public schools are sent to this mosque, more than 40 in fact. This is part of a much larger report that is released on my YouTube.

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

How lovely!

Absolutely fabulous in red if I do say so myself.

Can’t wait to see what she wears after the Princess reads this https://t.co/AYCQuUStMf

[Belle @RoyallyBelle_]

The Princess of Wales’ recent Royal Ascot appearances 🐎

Which is your favourite look?

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@RoyallyBelle_ Absolutely fabulous in red if I do say so myself. Can’t wait to see what she wears after the Princess reads this https://t.co/3TRe1lwAFz

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@staylo27 @theblaze @VP Right on.

They are guests. And they are in egregious violation of guest right, transgressing primordial norms against the host.

It’s all fun and games for the strangers—until #Odysseus comes home, the exits shut fast, and the arrows fly.

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@theblaze With all due respect, VP Vance, I’d put it more like this:

“…and if those three strangers pull out knives, tie you down, rape your wife and kids, and get off scott-free, it’s going to change everything—not just a room.”

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@BBCNews Anything else to report?

Hint: It involves young girls. 250,000 of them.

Still blanking, huh?

[Belle @RoyallyBelle_]

She’s absolutely glowing 🤩✨

The Princess of Wales at Ascot today.

[KitCat @172KitCat]

@RoyalFamily @Ascot Royal Ascot? Who cares!!

Over 250,000 young girls were savagely raped and savagely abused!! How tone deaf is the “Royal Family” read your country king!!!!! FFS what a disgrace

https://t.co/JQkmv96HCR

[Jane Marriott @JaneMarriottUK]

What do you need to pay for when applying for a UK visa? Keep calm, you do not need to pay a visa agent.

We’ll tell you what you need to pay for, what not to pay for, and what’s optional. As always, check the official guidance.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

🏇🎩 The King and Queen have arrived for the first day of Royal Ascot.

The day began with the traditional Royal Procession, where members of the Royal Family arrive along the track in horse-drawn landaus.

🌸 @Ascot Racecourse was founded by Queen Anne in 1711, and has since received the support of a further twelve monarchs. The Ascot summer race meeting officially became a Royal week in 1911.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

A wonderful day at Royal Ascot. W & C

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

The only solution.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

In a just society, the England football team would refuse to play.

They would stand with the fans, use the spotlight, and force everyone to talk about the Muslim rape gangs.

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@arjunswritings @GOP You know what time it is, a hole?

Time to bugger off!

[Matt the Muller @Woruldgenga]

@passcoderonald Yes, and it would be nice of @elonmusk to airdrop VPN equipped Starlink and USBs with the Rape Gang Report in multiple formats.