Emm

The world will thank me one day...

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

I'm honestly very fkn upset!

Israel's Defense Minister just blatantly said they will occupy 10% of Lebanon even AFTER the war, and over 600k people that have their homes there cannot return!

And also today, Netanyahu is saying that after the Iran war, the Strait of Hormuz needs to be bypassed using pipelines from Saudi to the Mediterranean

I'm trying to be objective on everything, but after the destruction of Gaza, recent unwarranted bombing of Syria a few days ago, and now this, I am struggling to remain objective!

Israel needs to reconsider its foreign policy or the cycle of violence won't stop!

You cannot occupy Lebanon and expect the Government to disarm the militia that was founded BECAUSE of Israeli occupation decades ago!

You cannot bomb Syria non stop and expect the people and the Government to sit idly and normalize relations

You cannot wipe out Gaza and keep occupying it, then pass a law where the death penalty applies to Palestinians and not Israelis, and expect Palestinians to not be radicalized and fight back

You cannot expect to bomb Iran, then propose a pipeline that benefits you, and expect the Arab world to become allies

I want Hezbollah gone. I want the Iranian regime gone. I want Palestinian radicalization gone. But this is NOT the way to do it!

This is NOT the way to achieve peace in the region!

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Since 2017-18, Mohamed Salah ranks 1st in the Premier League for:

Goals (189)
Assists (92)
Open Play Chances Created (534)
Shots (1,104)
Shots on Target (480)
Touches in the Opposition Box (2,717)

Relentless.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Mohamed Salah in the Premier League with @LFC 🔴

👕 310 Appearances
⚽️ 189 Goals
📆 92 Assists
🥇 7 Player of the Months
👟 4 Golden Boots
🌟 2 Playmaker awards
🔝 2 Player of Seasons
🏆 2 Premier League titles

The Egyptian King 👑

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the eighth-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

[Mohanad @M_O_H_A_N_A_D]

😂😂😂😂😂😂علي الحلوة دايما تلاقيه معاك علي المرة ازازته حاضرة وياه

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Highest-rated players at #AFCON25 so far: 🌍

1⃣ 8.81 - Ademola Lookman
2⃣ 8.23 - Mo Salah
3⃣ 8.02 - Riyad Mahrez
4⃣ 7.84 - Ibrahim Maza
5⃣ 7.82 - Sadio Mane

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Most Prem G/A by a current player:

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123 — Bruno Fernandes

[Premier League @premierleague]

Listen to Mohamed Salah’s reception after @LFC’s win against Brighton 📣 🏟

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

THIS IS MENTAL.

[Emm @WotWat0]

@nadaa01012 .

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

Michael Jordan is from Jordan

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is how you introduce war criminals when you're interviewing them.

[Emm @WotWat0]

@stats_feed @grok where would Switzerland be on this list if it were an EU country?

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

You know which prophet returns to save humanity in Islam? Not Mohamed. Jesus. Muslims view the Koran as the third book. They believe Jesus was taken to heaven and will return in end times. How many Americans know that? Almost none. Why? US media had to get you to hate Muslims.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Nuclear warheads inventories in the Middle East:

🇧🇭 Bahrain: 0
🇨🇾 Cyprus: 0
🇪🇬 Egypt: 0
🇮🇷 Iran: 0
🇮🇶 Iraq: 0
🇮🇱 Israel: 90
🇯🇴 Jordan: 0
🇰🇼 Kuwait: 0
🇱🇧 Lebanon: 0
🇴🇲 Oman: 0
🇵🇸 Palestine: 0
🇶🇦 Qatar: 0
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 0
🇸🇾 Syria: 0
🇸🇩 Sudan: 0
🇹🇷 Türkiye: 0
🇦🇪 UAE: 0
🇾🇪 Yemen: 0

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Do these people HEAR themselves?

[Pelham @Resist_05]

Whoa… this lady is amazing 🔥🔥🔥

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Never been so pleasantly surprised by a translated Hebrew tweet in my life.