raddish

this is my new bio

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My favorite life hack is setting borderline random timers throughout the day that I will ultimately just ignore

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“Gangsta’s Paradise” playing distractingly loud in the law office at 10am

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Working at an office is discovering a new way to make things technically more convenient but deciding you’re not paid enough to show anyone

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On god maybe watching big brother with your family at age 6 or 7 is bad for the child’s development. Who would have thunk?

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Google images is literally the worst source of fashion history and if you put any faith in that search engine I will personally steal all of your shoelaces and I hate you

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Jimmy Fallon has “shifty eyes”

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Sorry professor I can’t do my assignment my head isn’t screwed on right today

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Fuck it I’m no longer perceiving time linearly 🏃‍♀️

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2013 optimistic house music on the radio :(

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Lowkey an @alessandryuhh subtweet

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People only ask me if I’m high when I’m not high #slay #islaysobriety #sobrietyrules

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Wish I had a tight knit community like gnats

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Gnats swarm because they love each other

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I’m a pink and green color combo hater rn

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My Lorax era fr

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@notNaugahyde It wasn’t vibrating, I was just second guessing my foot

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Placing my hand on my phone as tenderly as I would place it on a child’s forehead to check to see if they were running a fever. Because I can’t tell if it’s vibrating or not. It probably is but I just need to make sure.

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AI is cool and all but i bet it will never be able to understand why I like Ayy Ladies this much.

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@notNaugahyde Oh. More aerodynamic ok

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Having a hard time imagining what wild chickens would be like. But I am persisting.

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Literally had to put on stronger by Kanye west to work up the courage to move a spider out of my apartment.