Jennifer Berger

Knit/crochet, then felt, CAD Drafting, former monarch raiser, & sometimes sports talk......Most things I make to sell are not listed on my website - DM for info

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Cooper has crossed the rainbow bridge....16 years of love and purrs and kneading and drooling....Ziva (his sister) and I will miss him...He got to experience a lot on his final day...catnip, bird watching, chipmunk visit, time in my open office window, and time with me. 😭💔

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@Architectolder Shutters are too small.. needs a creme paint with ahinter green correct sized shutters

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Note to Twitter x...if I block or mute an acct, that means I no longer want to see that in my timeline. Why is my timeline filled with almost every acct I have muted or blocked? What is the point of even having that option? Don't want to see their lameass paid ads either...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

NcIS SWAK...that Sarah girl and her deranged mother should have both been charged with att murder and accessory to commit murder and any charge that fits for spreading bio weapons...that dumbass daughter's lie set the whole thing in motion...smh....

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@drizzylitfw Give it time...they will have you on their schedule in no time....cats always win the schedule struggle....

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

100% accurate...

[Loudoun Community Cat Coalition @loudouncats]

Truth.

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@gregcello Or rent a temporary structure for the time frame when you have the shearing scheduled and then use that to keep them dry...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@wings_pirate They had to or those clowns in MD were gonna eminent domain the team and steal it...LOL...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Haven't been following this whole Bears to Indiana story, but just saw someone mention that Illinois should seize the team and takeover...that approach sounds oddly familiar...MD was going to do that exact thing with the Colts in 1984, and we know how that ended....lol

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Pluto tv update...the original The Ten Commandments movie with Charleton Heston is on tonight at 8 pm EDT...Free to watch...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Posting AI pics of projects not finished is not helping....use real pictures you took yourself or are from a reliable source...i am tired of the AI slop people are trying to pass off as real....

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Did I hear that correctly? Local tv station promoting a contest for Freedom 250 race tickets, with winner not guaranteed to actually win any tickets, but just the chance to win tickets? Really?

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Dragging out the fossils to comment...never a winning move...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

When your 'best' news anchor is a monotone mummbler, don't brag about how great your news station is..

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Looked at the guest list of celebrities at Indiana's Comic Con this weekend..no clue who 90% of them were, but did see a few I knew from other movies or TV shows that arent necessarily comicy... lol..

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Decided that since they were all different except for 1 particular monster, going forward they would all be one of a kind..and to this day, they are! So all monster ornaments are unique and not duplicated..most cannot be repeated either, the yarn color is discontinued!

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

My monster ornaments were originally made as a way to experiment with new techniques (mixing fibers, adding eyes, teeth & mouths to felt in place, leg and arm length, etc). I had accumulated a lot of testers. Had no idea they would be one of my best sellers...1/2

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@daysclassics Awwww...big hair of the 80s!! Melissa in the top 5 high hair!! Lol

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@FarmerCrafted And the website is just a fraction of what I make...

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

Snowman Mitten Ornaments freshly detailed! Available on my website!

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@FarmerCrafted These are just crocheted mittens with details.... most of the other ornaments I make are knit and crochet using feltable wools or alpaca, then felted in my washer and detailed!

[Jennifer Berger @WovenDimensions]

@FarmerCrafted Thanks! The noses are made from the felted parts I trim off other ornaments (usually hands or feet)..