Nobody is explaining this in school so let me.
This is not a religious war.
This is a power war dressed in religion.
Israel wants to remain the only military Gorilla in the Middle East.
Iran wants to challenge that position.
America needs Israel strong because Israel sits on the most strategically important land on earth — between Europe, Asia and Africa.
And underneath all of it?
Oil. Pipelines. Shipping routes. The Petrodollar.
Baby Monkey thinks God is the reason.
Monkey follows the money and finds the real answer.
The desert is the chessboard.
You and I are not the players. 🍌
I lied there’s no sex. you’re gonna watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again with me and then help me storyboard a third in which meryl streep comes back to life