Kevin Knight

Comedy Impressionist for 4 decades | All views are through the window.

All gags posted are written by me, sorry 🥴

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[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

@MrBarrymore @DailyMirror Good for you Michael, it's about time they got their comeuppance (have I spelt that correctly?.... You know what I mean) for the way that they have hounded you 👍🏼

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
There’s been a massive cock up and as a result, there’s a very slim chance, some of our Hawkstone CIDER bottles might, there’s no easy way of saying this, explode. If the cap has the code L3160, open it underwater, pour it away and get in touch for a refund. [email protected]
Really sorry about this but on the upside, the beer is fine and still delicious. As is the cider, in bottles that are unaffected. Which is almost all of them.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

@GBNEWS @danwootton Completely in your corner Dan. Huge kudos to you for speaking up. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

I have no idea what a flabber is, nevermind whether it's been gasted or not.

[Karun Chandhok @karunchandhok]

I honestly think we should have a “chart of rudeness” in F1!

Next time, take the grid passes from people who don’t care and give it to some deserving kids who will treasure the experience….

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

Celebs need to take a leaf out of Sam Ryder's book. Top man.
🏁 #BritishGP

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

Well she was a dick! 🙄🏁
#BritishGP

[Tommy Cannon @TheTommyCannon]

Comic Tommy Cannon 'thought he'd never laugh again' after Bobby Ball's death https://t.co/uQpdSj0nHG

Make sure you grab the Sunday Mirror tomorrow! ❤️🗞️

[Nature Lover @CliveRhymester]

As long as I can remember, thunderstorms often follow a hot spell. This scaremongering nonsense has to stop. The reason why there might be flash flooding is due to poor drainage maintenance.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

Nina Nannar should be the patron saint of emergency services.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

Amazing determination, what a wonderful human being. 💪🏼

[J7healthJaveno @J7healthJaveno]

A brain tumour Changed her life..her nerves are badly damaged!but today..she opened a car door…..walked…..opened my gym door…..walked and sat down ..BY HERSELF 💪🏿💪🏿 what a lady

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Angry sex is called grumpy-pumpy.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

When this umpire says Tsitsipas' name it sounds like she's saying titty bus...... Just me?!

#Wimbledon

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

Liam Broady is playing a blinder out there and Katie Boulter is through to the third round. Both players doing the UK proud.
#Wimbledon

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

I'll be over here mostly if anyone wants me.
https://t.co/fgCAjajD6A

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

@TalkTV A sniper.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

@LeroySkeete She probably thinks that Felicity is a consonant vowel consonant consonant.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

I asked Johnny Bairstow what the law for being outside your crease was. But he was stumped.

[Kevin Knight @WowWhataKnight]

@WokestOne @lenjoe90 @rickburin Lol, you'll be telling me that electric is the way forward next 🙄

[Richard Stone @RichardStone21]

What's the most famous station in Wales?
It's hard to say.