Executive Koala

Frisco, Texas Koala! Tirelessly caring. Corporate dude. Amateur cyclist. Extremely straddley and sometimes spandexy! Colorado Native currently in Texas.

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Straddles here I come!

Wowa the ultra Straddley Koala

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@Pegasus_Baniu Very shiny and spandexy

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

I met with my financial advisor about IPO stuff today. They were super confused about my interest in Pawzda over rockets. I am all about paws and the zoomies.

[Kylian den Toirneach 🔜 LA, AC @rbbrpnykylian]

Tall Prince looking for a Short King :3

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Defensive investing each month is borning but works for me.

Same for the 'opposite day' strategy to invest on market-correcting dips or invest small chucks over longer doward trends. The market recovers whether that is over weeks, months, or years.

Long-term straddles. 🐨

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@Ral_Kimas *straddley hugs* :"(

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Goodness koala me. It is time to purchase a new dishwasher.

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@PapaPantherX @forfunbangkok Spandexy and snuggable

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@SnowSpottycats Straddables

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Stock market!
Woo hoo!

I always like to cost average down and buy stocks when things dip.

Recovered and gained alot back.

Still aiming for long-term straddle.

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

The straddler meets batman?

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@Backriver_Dawg @PartTimeZentai Burrrry good!

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Straddle them stocks

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@SakkiiJay Happy straddle day

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Extra straddley

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Finally to straddle these taxes now after receiving the last tax document thingy.

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Straddling stocks

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

It was a good buy yesterday. :3

But still foe.the long term if it goes down again. Lol.

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Might be time to buy a little bit of those boring index funds if things correct more.

Can average down the cost basis before market reversion. 🤓

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Might be time to buy a little bit of those boring index funds if things correct more.

Can average down the cost basis before market reversion. 🤓

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Remember to long-term straddle your investments so your monies work for you.

[Executive Koala @Wowathekoala]

Office is closed for the week.

Work from home straddles it is.