Bloodstained Alyss

I'm not very good with my words and often mix things up... so I'm sorry if my words make no sense or are conflicting.

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@_Togl_ Aka your average everyday person gets dropped in a Resident Evil scenario and is not told they have "main character aura" 😂

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@onorma_ Snack

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@fuckyouiquit Massive W for them

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@sorealmp3 Not even a good fucking cereal either

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@Astral_Onyx I'm so tired right now I feel almost like I'm stoned, and honestly the only two things that went through my head when I saw this was the SpongeBob ukulele music and caseoh screaming about the milkman because his chat loves him too much.... so I need to go on a date with my pillow

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I'm back, I hated it i missed my comics and memes so I'm back.

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I'm doing an experiment for my health. I'm Uninstalling Twitter and tiktok for a week to see if that maybe helps with the increasingly large impending feeling of doom. See ya in a week maybe! Maybe not, I might like it so much that I 'accidentally' forget to reinstall them.🤭

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@Inkbun_ I thought that was reply you made your own post so I was like "that's a rather large leap!"

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@AvaVtuber_ Bloodborne controller shattered

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@TheSparkledash Bruhh so adorable 🥰

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@TheSparkledash How do you tell your captor that you're already dead and therefore don't need food to live? Asking for a friend.

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like God DAMN! They're so lucky my phone is on dnd cause if they had woken me up over some life insurance bro...

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Like, TAKE THE FUCKING HINT?! the sheer persistent audacity is legitimately crazy. After being blocked the first three times I would have just stopped if I were them cause it would be clear that the person your calling is not interested in your policies, ESPECIALLY AT 6 AM!

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But seriously they were persistent as fuck. I blocked hundreds of numbers by that point yesterday not even joking. It takes like 2 minutes to scroll through the list of blocked numbers now whereas before this started happening I had 3 blocked numbers TOTAL. Ridiculous

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Legitimately felt like I was being cursed to die in early death because it was always about a life insurance policy that covers funeral expenses... I'M 25 NOT 70 BITCH! I'M HEALTHY TOO, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CURSE ME LIKE THAT?!

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I ended up registering on the National Do Not Call list and low and behold, no calls today! Seriously though it's always that same life insurance ad from different numbers so even if I blocked them they could still call!

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Family who understands? Every day for the past 3 weeks I've been getting multiple 6:00 a.m. calls talking about life insurance policies(idfk y) and I finally reached my limit yesterday when they called 16 times within a span of 30 minutes leaving 16 messages.

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@Terroriser Btw i only thought it was funny cause I thought it was Brian licking nogla so I was like " I see we graduated from gay fanart to gay AI art eh?" Then after looking a little longer I realized who it was and it was less funny. Still fucked up either way

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@Terroriser That's crazy work! who did that?! It's f***** up but also a little funny.

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@ZombielordNecro @halenhargreevs Exactly what I was thinking. Plus I'm usually still up at 5:30 anyway sooo