Somebody on the Internet

I am the Wordpress for Everything guy.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: We lost our top employee today.

CEO: What happened?

HR: He resigned.

CEO: That makes no sense. He was our top performer.

HR: Yes. And that was part of the problem.

CEO: What do you mean?

HR: He found out he was earning 15% less than one coworker, 11% less than another, and 8% less than a third.

CEO: How did he find that out?

HR: He discussed salary with his coworkers during lunch.

CEO: That violates the employee handbook.

HR: That is what you told him.

CEO: Because employees are not supposed to discuss compensation.

HR: He was not the problem. The pay gap was.

CEO: There are many factors that determine pay.

HR: He had the same job title, the same length of service, and more tenure than two of them.

CEO: That does not automatically mean equal pay.

HR: He also handled the highest number of clients and generated the third-highest revenue.

CEO: Salary reviews are done in March.

HR: He was not asking for a promotion cycle. He was asking why the lowest-paid person on the team was also one of the strongest performers.

CEO: I told him we could discuss it later.

HR: You also warned him that discussing pay could lead to a formal warning.

CEO: I was reminding him of company policy.

HR: He heard it as punishment for discovering he was underpaid.

CEO: That was not my intention.

HR: Intentions do not matter much when the message is, “You found unfairness, so now you are in trouble.”

CEO: Then he resigned immediately?

HR: Yes. He used his saved vacation days to shorten his notice period.

CEO: I tried calling him after that.

HR: I know. You wanted to restructure his responsibilities and revisit his compensation.

CEO: Because losing him creates a serious gap.

HR: He already knew that. That is why the underpayment hurt even more.

CEO: Did he respond? ↓

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

Come and play chess with me

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[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

All of our societal systems were literally designed by old men back in the horse and cart days

Everyone knows it’s designed to keep you in perpetual debt so why do we keep humouring their bullshit..

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

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[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

What the fuck

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨 BREAKING:

Donald Trump has just DEPLOYED 12,000 United States citizens to SERVE in 'israeli' military

He’s sending Americans to die for israel.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨 BREAKING:

Donald Trump has just DEPLOYED 12,000 United States citizens to SERVE in 'israeli' military

He’s sending Americans to die for israel.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

@ProjectConstitu @TPUSA @grok what is going on? May I have a summary please?

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

I smoked a tiny bit of DMT last night.

I thought I just had a tiny toke to taste it…

next minute I was blasting through 1000 colours into some weird shiny block world and forgot I was breathing.

Wow! 😮

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

@SeduceCleopatra He’s only a boy,

I’m a Man.

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

When a man gets rich, the first people he helps are those who paid his bills when his pocket was empty.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

Ohh good grief….

Now she’s trying to turn my Daughter against me.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

All Men are single.

Even in a relationship they are still single.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

@dylanmadden 👋

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

Narcissism should be taught as a school subject

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

It can’t rain forever 🌥️

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

I just realised I’ve got a toxic stalker but she can’t find me. Hehehe

Brother here is going gray rock.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

@KevinSzabo14 Mathew 6: 24

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

@TateNews_ Is the surgery coz it was poked out by an Illuminati vril. 😂

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

I don’t give a fuck how good you feel at the time

NEVER share too much with the Woman in your life

It WILL backfire on you if you do

Just a matter of time

Change my mind.

[Somebody on the Internet @WpEcomGuy]

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever fully trust a woman

They will tell you, what you wanna hear whilst telling other dudes the same.