#1 Dad

New Mayor of South Pointe in Winnipeg. Stay off my lawn!

[Paul Friesen @friesensunmedia]

#NHLJets retain 36% of Ladd's salary, pushing them to 30th place in the NHL for cap spending.

[NFL Retweet @NFLRT]

Roger Goodell has fined Joey Bautista $700,000 for his bat flip celebration

https://t.co/uvgDzRwpS1

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

@WinnipegGordo he's probably already ranting on Facebook

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

@WinnipegGordo Dressler got decapitated? Yikes

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

@DarrinBauming @MitchellWpg When are the open tryouts for QB? To be held at the field beside OJ's Kenaston after a few Kronie's @blair_thor

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “Mr Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.”

[Scott Billeck @ScottBilleck]

Arizona Coyotes to move to Las Vegas under new owner http://t.co/Qk2RSXfEzr via @nypost

[Boring Sean Monahan @boringmonahan]

I was going to text Dougie Hamilton and welcome him to Calgary but I don't have his number so I can't right now.

[NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety]

Winnipeg's Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing tomorrow for cross-checking NY Rangers forward J.T. Miller.

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

Unsigned goalie, Jason Kasdorf also goes to Sabres in trade. Done deal.

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

1st round pick Jets acquire will be lowest of 3 of the Sabres picks. Very complicated trade. Sounds like an unsigned player from Peg as well

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

Again principles of Jets-Sabres deal: Myers Stafford Armia and Lemieux plus a first for Kane and Bogosian. Could be other elements.

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

Specifics still being sorted, plus all pending trade call.

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

Maybe the team was protecting Kane, could be a cover up for something bigger. Going to the rink in a track suit makes no sense @blair_thor

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

Did Kane really have shoulder surgery on Saturday? I still have a feeling he'll play again this year... In another uniform. @blair_thor

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

Chevy is frantically clicking refresh on the Waiver Wire trying to find a 3rd line winger. @MitchellWpg @blair_thor #ChevyProblems #NHLJets

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

“@CauseWereGuys: Hoes be like https://t.co/sfEtoMVxBb” @MitchellWpg Go Patriots, lol @blair_thor

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Coach Paul Maurice announces Mathieu Perreault is out tonight, doesn't expect him for Columbus either. Hopeful for after All-Star break.

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

“@DarrenDreger: Sources say Dallas Eakins has been fired at head coach of the Oilers. Details to follow.” fired via Skype? #MacT #NHLOilers

[#1 Dad @Wpg_Number1_DAD]

#Smokeshow night at the Kenaston Superstore! #HelloLadies @MitchellWpg