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Laughter, music, toxicology, the rest.

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@Vitt2TsNoC I'm really not used to haggling over limb length, and I'm cross as fuck that you've drawn me into it.

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@Vitt2TsNoC I just realised, Vitt WhatsApp'd me to say that this is not true, and she's been hacked, but what if the WhatsApp has been hacked? Now scrolling back through past messages to see if she *sounds* pregnant. Stay tuned.
On the other hand, it's possible I've been hacked.

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@Vitt2TsNoC Amazing, I know you've been hacked and this isn't true, but I'm still SO happy for you x

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@deeokelly1 @LeeHurstComic Re vaccines - look up the DTP vaccine (3 bacterial infections). Your other points are spot on :)

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@WeePotatoes Top gag.

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@SOU_Airport Camping in Oxfordshire.

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@salmon1620 @DawnButlerBrent "A riot is the language of the unheard" - Martin Luther King

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I'm in the running to win Music prizes from Sanjay C! https://t.co/ZFETFAWBT4

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@JsnKnght "Scream"

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https://t.co/7tkwqBLl8I

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@lozengecapsule @Vitt2tsnoc Classic.

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Ciabatta? Was that the talking dog in Star Wars?

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@Vitt2tsnoc Very nice.

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@mrbrown76 Actors can't act, they're just pretending they can. Some are pretty convincing mind.

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@MsEmilyBird Zoom out to a factory bench containing 25 robotic arms, each clutching a different coloured pencil.

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#madcool2018 worst organised festival I've ever had the misfortune to attend. No dealing with capacity, extortionate drink prices, inexperienced staff and queues, queues, queues...

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@SimoRoth I'm British, I think I can manage mildly pessimistic.

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@motherofshoes @mentlprisn @louisbv @krammster12 @nineinchnails I'm seeing them in Paris, Madrid and Berlin.