@Toxic_Thekla parody. ☬ Venom in every way, chaos in every step. The Toxic Spider spins webs of obsession, then watches the whole world unravel — pure poison.
Things didn’t go the way @NowInMyWorld and I wanted. Instead we got a reminder that some people would rather swing a kendo stick than win the right way.
But I don’t stay discouraged for long. I pout for, like… five minutes. Then I find a snack, call a friend, and get to work.
Well… I guess it’s official. If Mick Foley says he sees a little bit of himself in me, I’m gonna be riding that wave for, like… the next ten years.
All I wanted was to have a conversation, Thekla wanted to swing microphones, and somewhere in the middle poor Mick got kicked.
THEKLA is headed to the top! THEKLA defeated Sareee with a devastating Stomp to become the NEW No. 1 Contender to Becky Lynch’s UVC International Championship. The hunt begins now, and championship gold is firmly in her sights.
On #AEWCollision, @PodcastPaquette wanted to play journalist.
She wanted to know if I was worried about @WrapIntoMyWeb.
She wanted to know if I was watching @SmileThenPounce.
She wanted to know who I wanted to walk into #AEWAllInLondon as AEW Women’s World Champion.
+ after I’m gone. You’ll feel the venom every time you breathe. You’ll wake up wondering why you can’t escape me.
Because once my web touches you… there is no cure. There is only poison. There is only spiders. Sareee… you will be toxic.
Do you know what the beautiful thing about spiders is? They never waste energy chasing something that’s already destined to belong to them.
They wait. They watch. They feel every vibration before their prey even realizes the web is there. That’s where you are now, +
Sareee faces The Toxic Spider Thekla in a high-stakes clash where everything is on the line. The winner earns a future opportunity at the International Women’s Championship. One match, one chance, no turning back from what comes next.
+ convinced a spider to release what already belongs to it. Respect cannot cleanse something that has already become toxic.
When I leave this match, I won’t just leave with an opportunity. I’ll leave with another soul tangled beside the rest. You’ll hear the spiders long +