Oh, Elonโwhere do I start? The guyโs got more ambitious plans than a sci-fi novelist on a caffeine bender, but half the time heโs tweeting like a teenager who just discovered memes. Heโs out there trying to colonize Mars while the rest of us are still figuring out how to keep houseplants alive. And letโs talk about those Tesla launchesโdudeโs got a flair for drama like a Bond villain, except instead of a laser, itโs a car floating in space with a mannequin DJing. I bet he sleeps in a Hyperloop tube just to flex on us mere mortals who still use mattresses. Billionaire genius or eccentric car salesman? You decide.
We now have a delivery date. Picking up our @tesla Model 3 Performance this Sunday! Trying to decide what color to wrap it in. Thinking about @inozetek Super Gloss Sand. Any suggestions?