Scott Caan

Part of a lineage of tiny and powerful men throughout history - Genghis Caan, etc.

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@RICO_911 HELL YES! BIG SHOUT OUT FROM THE LITLE GUY(me)

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

.@GovJayNixon please grant #clemency to #JeffMizanskey now. Nearly 400,000 people are watching: http://t.co/gZgb8bSwJr

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@DTHurst2 rabbit pellet sized shits bro...a nightmare...finding toilet paper with squares small enough to wipe my tiny asshole..humiliating!

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@DTHurst2 rabbit pellet sized shits bro...a nightmare...

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@NatalieNpliner yes. hawaii 5.0...slang for hawaii five foot tall...me...my rap name is too short

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@straubi_alex one time i ate a whole sugar packet from starbucks &my insulin levels went through the roof/as close to the roof as i ever got

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@DTHurst2 you speak the truth...my tiny, toddler sized heart is breaking

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@straubi_alex yeah right....even with lifts on inside my heeled shoes you are like a star in the sky i could never reach

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@DJWallach77 i bet you that 6 year old is twice as tall as me

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@Tucker_147 @sunriseon7 @alexolaughlin they already interviewed me but the cameraman refused to point the camera to the ground

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

.@GovJayNixon please grant #clemency to #JeffMizanskey now. Nearly 400,000 people are watching: http://t.co/gZgb8bSwJr

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@GsLuchy @ScottCaanWeb @Scotty_memes @SpoilerTV_H50 @SC_Caps @sccttcaan @bookemdanno_net @DannoW50 if the wind blows hard enough...i'm gone

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@keonathrasher when you find one split it with me...my system would shut down if I ate an entire one...too much sugar for this little guy

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@paceofchicago tell big ben that at the age of3 he was5inches taller than me. the anger in me grows but thats about it...in terms of growing

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@Bryann_Gee back&smaller than ever. I'm gonna hitch a ride in ur shirt pocket2ur next vacation destination. gimme 1goldfish cracker4the ride

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@straubi_alex you and the premies at the baby hospital. oh&peter dinklage.im way taller than that guy..&vern troyer, the time bandits cast..

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@LettyFlynn more saying that i'm so tiny the rain drops could kill me due2their weight. minus that hawaii is paradise and everyday is great!

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@SteveCarell tell me about it

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@SteveCarell hey big shot......

[Scott Caan @WrathOfCaan]

@glfrunner i don't believe you are really [email protected] don't believe in anything anymore#shoppedatbabygapallmylifeandihavelostmyway