Connor McShane

There are no men like me. Only me.

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Let’s play a game of “What’s more likely?”

- Trump has truly been under audit for 4 years straight and the NYT just fabricated a decade of fake tax info, risking destroying their reputation of 170 years in journalism

OR

- Trump, who already has a reputation of lying, is lying

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Conservatives spend years forcing women to carry out unwanted pregnancies because “all human life is sacred.”

We spend one week forcing them to stay home because millions of lives are at risk, and suddenly they’re pro-choice. ☕️🐸

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

August 29th, 2019: It’s been 25 days since @JessicaChobot left Nerdist News. The days seem longer; my memories of her face seem to fade day by day. I’m told that Spider-Man has left the MCU. Is it really true unless Jessica says it’s so? Is anything true anymore? Will it ever be?

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Our sitcom is currently in consideration, she just has to learn to stop peeing inside first 🐕 https://t.co/UX80u3P68Q

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Theon: Forgets to bring a sword to the fucking Battle of Winterfell Everyone else: Classic

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Theon: Volunteers to protect Bran at the Godswood tree Everyone else: “Cool...um...anyone else wanna volunteer?”

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Excuse me for the next 4 hours while I watch the new Critical Role campaign and cry tears of joy #CriticalRole #NewCampaign

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

It’s a sad day for America. A known Democrat, a man who has the gall to not be a sexual predator, has just been elected to the U.S. Senate. Alas, we live in a world where people have the audacity to vote for the character of a person instead of the political party they represent.

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

@n3r01 Give it a small loan of one million dollars, let it grab a few women by the pussy, then elect it president of the United States.

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

@evanbdup we getting the old cosplay crew together for this? I better start working on my beard #InfinityWar

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Rewatching the Iron Fist just confirms that @FinnJones had nothing to do with how sub-par this show was...It’s clearly the casting director’s fault for hiring such a mediocre actor. #IronFist

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Vincent D’Onofrio’s Wilson Fisk is the best damn MCU villain to date, and I will fight you if you disagree. @vincentdonofrio #Daredevil

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Second new allegation against Franken being labeled a “death blow” to his career. If that’s what they consider a standard for tolerance, @realDonaldTrump must be wearing 15 bulletproof vests.

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

1 woman accuses Al Franken of sexual harassment: The Senate rightfully demands an investigation.

16 women accuse Donald Trump of sexual harassment: Darn that fake news, at it again!

Since when did we prioritize political agendas over the SAFETY OF WOMEN?

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Finally got to watch #BB19 Finale...just casually boiling with rage as I watch the most pathetic jury vote for a meatball over a mastermind.

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

Doc: Blood pressure 110/70, that means you must be very healthy!

Me: I try to be!

Me on inside: WTF HOW!?!?

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

This just in: @realDonaldTrump has it on good authority with Andrew Jackson's ghost that the Civil War was an unnecessary waste of time. SAD

[Connor McShane @Wrath_of_CONN]

...A parallel universe where, in fact, a Bowling Green Massacre did occur. Thus the origin of her infamous phrase, "alternative facts."