Ꭱocket—

❝ɪ ᴀᴍ ʟᴇғᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ, ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴ' ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀʀ...❞ {#MarvelRP • #GOTG}

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

❝ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ɪғ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ-ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ sᴀᴠᴇʀs.❞

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ — ∬ ROCKET RACCOON

( Canon compliant - GOTG 1 and 2
( Interaction hunting
( OC friendly
( Another #Kosmik star

[ᏚᎢᎪᎡ-ᏞᎾᎡᎠ. @TravelMyStars]

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[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

@ofwittydefiance « know what she was in for, let alone a chance to bash Peter Quill.

"You're a lot smarter than the usual chicks Quill picks up. Most wouldn't'a even known what I was talkin' about."

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

@ofwittydefiance « because he wasn't in the mood to get yelled at by Peter for it /again/), the raccoon headed towards the unfinished project in the corner, but he wasn't exactly quiet. After all, he wasn't about to pass up the chance to let the new girl »

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

@ofwittydefiance + /hoping/ to get through the day without talking to her, but clearly, that wasn’t going to happen. Glancing over his shoulder, he stood up straight, a brow raising as he took in her shocked expression.

“Hi. Sorry t’wake ya, but have ya seen a power conduit ‘round here??”

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

@ofwittydefiance + on the floor, he swore under his breath, jumping out of the top box to the floor. He was easily able to land on all fours, but as he scurried to begin to pick up the pieces, he couldn’t help but hear her voice, shoulders tending beneath his orange-and-brown shirt. He had been +

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

Oh this time he’s right.

Genius doesn’t even BEGIN to cover what Rocket is. Between bein’ able t’fly spacecrafts, a brilliant inventor, an’ everythin’ else, it’s almost like he was genetically engineered to be the best!

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Of course Loki's right. Loki's always right.

Well . . . almost always.

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

. . . You know what? Loki’s right. No sarcasm this time, too.

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Well. Rocket's /something/, but he's not so sure 'genius' quite covers it.

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

Where’s the flaw in his plan? C’mon, it’s okay. He can admit it. Rocket’s a genius.

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

. . . . . . . sometimes Loki wonders why he even bothers talking to Rocket in the first place, and now would be one of those times. What /even/--

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

‘Cause if he did, then Rocket could create a gun that could send an electrical blast /right/ into the core, killin’ all the guys they’re after!! It’d really make their job a lot easier.

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Again, that's fair.

. . . he has never once /needed/ to, so he's never tried. Why would he even /want/ to?

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

Yeah, but still pretty stressful compared to a normal day.

. . . Can he turn the core of a planet into pure metal?

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

. . . that's fair, he supposes, but still not as stressful as it /could/ be.

Then Loki would suggest Rocket think of specific things he wishes to know, because it would be easier for everyone involved that way.

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

One: Lizogar.
Two: Quill an’ Loki nearly dyin’ on every mission.
Three: Illianya.
Four: Gamora’s mood bein’ randomly worse than before.

Well it’s not like they have anythin’ better to do.

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Crazy shit like /what/?

It’s possible. He can do many, many things that he’s yet to really prove to the Guardians. It would take too long to list them all.

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

Look, there’s been a lot of crazy shit goin’ on lately. Can he blame him for the added stress??

Is there anythin’ /eLSE/ he can do that Rocket doesn’t know?? The last thing he needs t’do is waste more parts.

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Insert overexaggerated eye-roll here.

Because it was never relevant, nor has it ever been /needed/?

[Ꭱocket— @WrathfulRodent]

. . . Oh yeah. Oops.

Then wHY didn’t he tELL someone?? That would’a save a lotta parts!

[Loki Laufeyson— [RP] @DECEPTlVEDEITY]

Sarcasm, Rocket.

. . . . sort of, yes. It’s complicated.