Chaplain America

Poems, Prayers & occasional Swears. Sassy Feminist, Presbyterian Ecumenist, AntiRacist, Music Enthusiast, Clumsy Thumbs (she/her)

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
- Whitman, Song of Myself

#truth

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@SteveSchmidtSES Justin Trudeau is the Prime Minister of Canada. He’s not a Dem. Hell , he’s Labour Party and not even popular anymore. Goodness this is an uninformed take. Maybe get out of public politicking , my man

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, after distancing himself from Project 2025, Donald Trump announced he will appoint Tom Homan (Project 2025’s author) on day 1. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Donald Trump is Project 2025

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Nikki Haley announced that she stands 100% behind her comments that Donald Trump is too old and mentally incompetent to be President. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@focusfronting I got married on a Saturday morning at 10am so that I didn’t have to serve alcohols we did sure e brunch but that was all. (Just an idea)

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@dearhankandjohn Bag simply bc of connivence — I don’t always have a tea strainer available

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@BigRedCeltTT *blinks in the literal crucifixion of Jesus*

I think Christians already got this on lock

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@spacebreakfast I’m so so sorry ❤️

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@RevSarahLocke I’m so sad for you

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@RevSarahLocke I’m in chapel hill now and did campus ministry for 10 years. (But I’m not published) hubs was a prof for 15 years. If you have a topic we could make something happen for you.

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@ChrisDStedman Oh sweet Sufjan. Carrying everything alone. Prayers abounding

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

I've received so many DMs and emails from Danaher employees who were contacted by HR and told to keep quiet after expressing public solidarity with those who desperately need GeneXpert tests.
Really lamentable that employee concerns are being silenced instead of being heard.

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@TheAtheistNun John Dee!!!

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@ToriGlass “Love on you”

😑

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@BigRedCeltTT Does this dude not know the etemology of “gird your loins?”
*sighs in men tying up their male bits to run into battle*

[Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II @RevDrBarber]

I was a pastor for 40 years; when people died because they didn’t have health care, I had to bury them. I could not stand up in that pulpit and say that God called them home and it was a natural death. Refusing to pay people a living wage is policy murder. (1/3)

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@DameDeconstruct @RevSarahLocke Honestly, this is how lots of small churches are keeping doors open — the legacy of generations past.

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@DameDeconstruct @RevSarahLocke Not necessarily— lots of older churches have endowments from bequeaths left by members after death. Those go into an investment fund (usually) and a 3 or 4% draw can definitely help a small/not rich church support a pastor at a moderate (NOT $100k!) salary.

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

Dude. That’s more than double what I make. With a Masters. I’m 100% on board here!

[WallSt @WallStXyz]

@FiSurgi Would you exchange your educational debt for a modest salary like they do in Germany. Free schooling in exchange for a salary of $80k or $100k?

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@RevSarahLocke If there is a need for fairy godmothers I’m all in

[Chaplain America @WrdsandFlsh]

@KatinOxford I mean I think this is also true if their viewing the Bible