Booker Dewitt 💔

From the BEST WEE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD: Northern Ireland.

Long in the tooth.

Smarter than you.

Better looking too.

I'm always right.

Not very tolerant.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

My debut novel, The Gun will launch on Amazon on Friday 4th December (barring any last minute issues).

Kindle Unlimited £Free

Kindle £2.99 (pre-orders soon)

Paperback £9.99

Hardback £15.99

I'll put up links once it goes live.

Set in Northern Ireland during the darkest days of The Troubles. Two boys find a gun........

Early reader feedback has been very positive...

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

"We didn't come here for your jobs. We came here for your benefits"

Probably AI.

Still true, though.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

“Hundred million British people blaming people like me”

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@cem_uk_ "We" don't give them titles.

Their paedo overlords do.

Perhaps that is where we should be looking?

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

"We" don't give them titles.

Their paedo overlords do.

Perhaps that is where we should be looking?

[Ricky | Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

David Walliams OBE
Rolf Harris CBE
Huw Edwards MBE
Stuart Hall OBE
Sir Jimmy Savile
Sir Cyril Smith
Sir Jeffrey Donaldson
Lord Peter Mandelson
Lord Nazir Ahmed
Lord Greville Janner
Prince Andrew

It's amazing how we keep giving these people titles, isn't it?

[Manxy @Manxy]

@WrecklessGamer Not just in IT either.

[Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards17]

@WrecklessGamer I'm retired now, ex HMRC & I saw that happen way too often!!!

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

Anyone else work in IT and honest enough to admit that the Indians are their own little club?

It is all so blatant. As soon as one becomes a manager they start giving their mates a foot up.

And they are all so damn incompetent.

Come at me Twitter. I have been doing this job for years, I am calling a spade, a spade.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@FD6284868239568 I could be much, much more honest.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

Anyone else work in IT and honest enough to admit that the Indians are their own little club?

It is all so blatant. As soon as one becomes a manager they start giving their mates a foot up.

And they are all so damn incompetent.

Come at me Twitter. I have been doing this job for years, I am calling a spade, a spade.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@RitasZoe Sounds yum!

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

I was talking to chatgpt about how awesomely priced pork is at the moment in the UK. It is the meat you should be prioritising above everything else due to flavour and value.

It suggested this recipe as pork mince is also dirt cheap.

I need this in my life.

Am drooling.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

Lols

[Micktheskinz @Mickskinz]

Greta Thunberg named as Walliams secret love child.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@DerSchwarzBaron Runny like melted chocolate.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

Me, walking through Ballymena. I have learned how to fit in and pretend I am a native. I can sneak in, get out and they think I am a local.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@DerSchwarzBaron Yes. If I need to fit in as a local.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@akushda32750 I will have a very shiny knee.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

If my bald knee goes viral I am leaving this stupid app and never coming back.

[Akushda @akushda32750]

@WrecklessGamer You shouldn't be posting this porn on X. That bald male knee is v v seductive. These pics will warp innocent minds & tempt ppl into all sorts of degeneracy. Put this away 🙃

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@akushda32750 Buy 5 rubs get 1 rub free?

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@GibsonUWitch I don't think we have a game section in Northern Ireland!

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@akushda32750 Is it wrong that I want people to rub it? I could charge 50p per rub and make some money.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@GibsonUWitch Is venison expensive? I never really see it round here.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@HeatherinNI So quick to make. So delicious. Very cheap too.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

Don't judge me. I had leftover pork fillet needing used up so yep, another Thai green curry. So good.

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

@akushda32750 People will want to rub it. Like a lucky charm.