@comcastcares After having Comcast for more than 12 years I’m about to cancel this crap. Haven’t had internet all day, impossible to reach a real person on the phone, automated message keeps pushing the time of when service will return. Give me 1 reason why I should keep #comcast
Lawyer: “Ay-yo howz abouts we replace dem numbers wid a big ol pic of me. Ey!”
Marketing: “Um sir I wouldnt advise tha..”
Lawyer: “Don’t yous know whos ya talkin to—DO IT! Ay!”
[whispers to himself as he walks away]
“Da phones gonna be ringin off da freakin hook”
#marketingfail
You ever sit back and wonder about the millions upon millions of lives @apple has saved by changing the gun emoji to a squirt gun? They should probably change the hammer emoji to a pillow as well, just to be safe.
If there’s ever a moment in my life where I have to defend a bunch of people I’m hanging out with from a life threatening situation... I’m gonna look sooooo cool.