Pratique

भारतीय 🇮🇳

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

To @UnSubtleDesi for relentlessly documenting TMC crimes and to @jsaideepak for resolutely fighting post-poll violence cases. Both at great personal and professional risk.

The darkest hour they say is just before dawn. You endured that hour so we could greet the dawn. Thank you.

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

1. Just got off a call with @UnSubtleDesi. I couldn't be happier for her and both of us couldn't help but discuss the harrowing days of post poll violence in West Bengal in 2021. So I am going to share what happened five years ago just so ppl know what happened. #WestBengal2026.

[Sandeep Parekh @SandeepParekh]

Took 16 years…

[Amanda Goodall @thejobchick]

WTF is happening in Germany?!

Germany announced 125,000 industrial job cuts in 6 weeks.

Putting that into perspective... If the U.S. got hit at the same rate, that’s like ~300,000 factory jobs or ~500,000 total jobs gone in a month and a half.

Picture every factory worker in a state like South Carolina unemployed.
That’s the scale.

Recent layoffs announced in Germany:

Auto & Auto Supplier Layoffs (past 12 months):
• Volkswagen: 35,000
• Mercedes-Benz: 40,000
• Audi: 7,500
• Ford (Saarlouis): 2,900
• Daimler Truck: 5,000
• ZF Group: 14,000
• Bosch, Continental, Schaeffler (combined): 7,000
→ Total: 111,400 auto jobs impacted

Steel & Heavy Industry Layoffs:
• Thyssenkrupp: 11,000 (≈40% of workforce)

Rail & Transport Layoffs:
• Deutsche Bahn: 30,000
• DB Cargo (subsidiary): 5,000

Postal & Logistics Layoffs:
• Deutsche Post: 8,000

Banking & Finance Layoffs:
• Commerzbank: 3,900

Tech (Germany-specific cuts) Layoffs:
• SAP: 3,500 (10,000 global)

MAJOR implications globally from all of this - so don't brush it off as just German layoffs... And no one’s talking about it.

[Ashwini Vaishnaw @AshwiniVaishnaw]

First ‘Made in India’ Chips!
A moment of pride for any nation. Today, Bharat has achieved it. 🇮🇳

This significant milestone was made possible by our Hon’ble PM @narendramodi Ji’s far-sighted vision, strong will and decisive action.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

Darling if invited will come for your news podcast channel as well, but being a sore loser and attempting to be an astrologer about someone else even as your new podcast journey has begun is a bit amusing.
Focus on self, will pay dividends in monetising your just launched youtube channel.
IYKYK.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

“Donald ko chup karao, nahi toh Hindustan mein McDonald’s band karwao.”

The absolute state of Indian opposition! What does he think, Donald owns McDonald’s?

Next : Demand ban on macaroni if Emmanuel Macron criticizes us. Ban watermelon if Giorgia Meloni speaks out against us.

[Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 @Badass_Superdad]

30 seconds of pure blissful humiliation of bhikaristan

[Ministry of Defence, Government of India @SpokespersonMoD]

All media channels, digital platforms and individuals are advised to refrain from live coverage or real-time reporting of defence operations and movement of security forces. Disclosure of such sensitive or source-based information may jeopardize operational effectiveness and endanger lives. Past incidents like the #KargilWar, 26/11 attacks, and the #Kandahar hijacking underscore the risks of premature reporting. As per clause 6(1)(p) of the Cable Television Networks (Amendment) Rules, 2021, only periodic briefings by designated officials are permitted during anti-terror operations. All stakeholders are urged to exercise vigilance, sensitivity, and responsibility in coverage, upholding the highest standards in the service of the nation. 🇮🇳

Read more: https://t.co/bHscgUBMEV

#MediaAdvisory #NationalSecurity #MIBIndia #ResponsibleReporting

@rajnathsingh
@DefenceMinIndia
@SethSanjayMP
@HQ_IDS_India
@adgpi
@indiannavy
@IAF_MCC
@PIB_India

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

One of the appointees of Mohammad Hamid Ansari to the erstwhile Rajya Sabha TV. Inhone apne maqsad nahi badle hain, bas "strategy" badli hai. Peace until everyone becomes "peaceful". Jo peaceful nahin bane, they will Rest in Peace.

[vedika @vedikabaisa]

—Jammu it is

I am living in Jammu, the sound is really hard & terrible, ye sab jab tak dur se ho tab tak hi theek lagta hai

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Apart from wiping out entire IAF inventory, the Pak Air Force has also struck down multiple satellites, including Sputnik 1, International Space Station, James Webb Space Telescope, a few UFOs, and Jupiter along with its 95 moons in retaliation to Op Sindoor.

Source : The Hindu.

[amar @liftplaycode]

Testing happened directly on prod as usual

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

Retired Colonel Suryapratap Singh hired a cab in Kanpur to go to Lucknow.

He got a call from a friend and started discussing WAQF Bill & praised it. The driver was listening carefully.

Col Surya Pratap Singh was unaware that his driver's name is Wasim.

Wasim messaged his friends and told them to meet on the way. They met, dragged colonel out of the car and beat him up badly.

For a safe & secure ride, always ask the driver to show his Aadhar Card and cancel it if he is Wasim.

[Better Thane - आपलं ठाणे @MH04Thane]

Dear TMC, what on earth is this 😭😭

📍 Thane East

[Rahul Kumar Pandey @raaahulpandey]

Sidhi baat No bakwas 🤣🤣🤣

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Delhi walo, you made Kejriwal lose—fine. Saurabh Bhardwaj—still fine.

But Manish Sisodia? Why?

This "Dilli ke shiksha kranti ke janak" is the man who single-handedly took Delhi’s literacy rate from 0% in 2014 to 88% today! He educated people so fast that newborns, who once mumbled "abba dabba jabba" after birth, now pop out saying, "Hello, nurse! How do you do?"

Such a man deserved better! Dilli ke bachhe bade hokar apne Manish uncle ke saath hue anyay ka badla lenge.

[Swati Maliwal @SwatiJaiHind]

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