Willow

You already know me. I'm Willow.
leader of T.S.P
(pfp and banner by @_lunarnova_)
parody not affiliated with minitoon or piggy

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

//Here's my DNIs:
- God rpers (stuff like *dodges*, *blocks* "you can't kill me")
-NSFW
-people who are gonna treat me like crap in and out of rp because YOUR bullshit headcanon is that willow is a monster
-bigots
-people who get upset over hcs
-proshippers, pdfs, zoos etc

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

//go follow my new rp acc
@medoracaptain

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

//- and he resets your progress on a maze that changes whenever you die
This was severely SEVERELY disappointing, i don't care if this is a hot take.
I would have been happier if part 2 never released
The only redeeming part is the characters

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

//can mini blacklist the part 2 devs from touching piggy ever again
This has been the worst piggy related thing ever
Between the terrible forced collabs, mountains of bugs, terrible difficulty
And now
The warehouse
NOR is twice your speed, instakills most of the time-

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@OfficerDoggyLPD Yeah but I don't judge others based on their past.
Don't care if it's your job, i have a right to be offended here.
Not you.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@ClowntheClowny How so clowny..?
*She raises an eyebrow, not really suspicious but once again not really reassured either*
//I'm SO sorry i keep having things and i keep forgetting to reply, , ,

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

Well, shit.
I just woke up.
Something feels off.
Like I've been asleep too long.
This has happened before.
I didn't like it then.
I don't like it now.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@ClowntheClowny Oh hell no.
They won't help me.
They still see me as a criminal but the only criminal thing here is the bills they make us pay.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@ClowntheClowny Oh no clowny.
Some asshole hit me with a car.
My back...

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@Mccryingeveryda But you most certainly haven't

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

This place is just..
Not it anymore, i don't find anything fun to do.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@_daybreak___ there's no need for them to be like that

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

Has this stopped anyone before.
Be honest with yourself

[Doggy @OfficerDoggyLPD]

Finally. You psychopaths have to obey the law!

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@_daybreak___ huh

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@Mccryingeveryda This place just lost it's charm darling.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@_daybreak___ Well that's surprising.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@SergeantMonroe A what now...

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@Catherine_c4t See unlike you.
I have a place to live so I can shower.

[Willow @WretchedWolve]

@SergeantMonroe //i should probably do the same, i've been dead too long